Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for June 22, 2019

ugh like we didnt see this commin Melba will mistake willow for his other girlfriend RUfus the town idiot will get both mad at him and this stupid story will go on and on and on. While we ignore Skeezix 75th wedding Anni ignore Walt and everyone else for this moron his stupid puns and general stupidity

There’s not a lot I find more tiresome than the “Whaddaya mean you have A FEMALE FRIEND WHO’S NOT ME?!?!?!?!?” garbage.

“We has th’ same face-shadin’ as th’ Pepsodents on th’ dolla’ bills!”

Don’t go down that rabbit hole Melba

Maybe she got kicked out of the strip by that great big foot in the very last frame? One can but hope.

Is Rufus being stalked? By Willow maybe?

The Temptations and Edwin Starr both sang that war is good for absolutely nothing. Looks like Ruthless is about to rediscover that timeless truth first hand.

Please help the boy out here, Ms. Melba! And don’t go all shrewish and such!! He will ‘likes-lees needs upon your’siz helps!’ :)

Smile Oh is that a Green Eyed Devil I see on your shoulder Miss Melba??

Whose foot and leg are in the last panel?