Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 21, 2019

Eviscerate the hippo! Unravel the hats!

Either that Wellington girl is an Olympic high jumper or that fence is about four feet high.

The girls In the dugout are suffering the effects of the “feel the flab” rally.

P1, Number 7 just wants to jump right out of this strip.

P2, Look what I found!

P3, Mimi, these girls are distraught! The last thing they want to see is how big Gil is at full staff.

I’m happy to admit that I was wrong about this being dragged out until Saturday.

Actually, since it’s June 21, they’re probably feeling too hot for school. Send these kids home for the summer, and let’s head for the country club!

Looooosers

better to lose on a contact hit with possibility than standing at the plate watching strike 3 going into the catcher’s mitt.

P1- Wellington OF wears PF Flyers. Truly a sizzling play.

P2- Out! Like some of you who claimed to take a respite from R & W until this nonsense was over. The softball had a pissed off look all season.

P3- No more smelly hats, stuffed toys and perceived high value trinkets. It’s Countrytime on the veranda!

P1 – Times must be tough in Milford, they couldn’t sell all their advertising space, leaving a blank ad on the fence.

P2 – A miraculous game saving catch, but the Wellington girl plays it off like no big deal. She deserves a TC button.

P3 – I can’t top TheBrownStarfish’s comment!

Like I said yesterday….Yer out!

P4: “quit talking about your husband….it’s gross…”

P 2.5: “check it out, bit*hes……rally hippo, my a$$…”

P1 – That catch would be featured on ESPN’s Top Ten, and would probably be #1. A running, leaping, back to the plate, snow cone grab at the fence?

P3 – Originally I thought it was one of the TC button Nazis that was speaking in P3, but I guess that’s Mimi? The only middle aged lady that looks 17.

And speaking of looks, it looks like a new edition of Mopped Up Thorp is available. https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Snow Cone…..give that girl a TCFS pin!!!…..and thus caps the worse story in years…

Gee Mimi, just a few months/years (It seems like years) ago, you were bragging about how this team cared about each other. Today, they’re sitting there absorbed in there own self pity. As a life lesson coach, Gil is like the “Immortal”. There can be only ONE.

P-1: This is the Outfielder, that’s shot from guns (apologies to Quaker Oats)

P-2: “OH, Miiilford!!!” This snarky look is the best art work in years, sign her up for our blog

P-3: While the coach prattles on about something, the girls are practicing there Rap group arm moves

Live and die with the long ball. If only someone could have explained launch angles to the girls.

How long has the young Bill Wyman been on the team? (they better watch him closely around all these girls!!)

This is all George Orwell’s fault.

P3: Mimi does her best Sargent Hulka impersonation

P2: Here nickname is “Beef”, that’s why she can jump so high.

They don’t need to win all the time, but couldn’t Milford have an occasional championship season? The Thorps’ coaching has really gone downhill from 30-40 years ago.

Isn’t second place the goal?

Kudos to the person yesterday who called the “snow cone” catch! We all knew they would lose, but that is pretty precise.

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, & nuclear weapons.