Hoot mon! Me bonnie lass will be right chuffed when I present ‘er with this prize cabbage whilst playing me bagpipes. Aye, she might first need a bit of the angels’ dew to fully appreciate it though…
Lettuce pray that the lad remains Kale and hardy, Kos we need him to stop Romaine around Boston, quit Endive-ing and Escarole-ing and put on his Bib and cut the Cabbage.
Clever bit from a series I saw an episode or two of about George Washington’s spy network. The hero, posing as a cabbage farmer, asked some Hessians where he should deliver some of his crop so they could make sauerkraut. They told him “Trenton.”
Jack was entirely over this new “cauliflower rice”, “cauliflower pizza crust”, etc. craze and never wanted to see another one for the rest of his natural life.
ccomebacktour over 5 years ago
1 head is better than None !
pcolli over 5 years ago
“Wanna know what else I can do with this knife?”
Reader over 5 years ago
He just went from slaw to slew.
aerotica69 over 5 years ago
Mom says “heads will roll”, I’ll show her rolling.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
“One step closer. Just come one.step.closer. with that easel and paint brush.”
Econ01 over 5 years ago
Heads. I win.… Well, let’s agree that you’re going to lose. And as they say, if you run, you’re just going to die tired.
MS72 over 5 years ago
How the NE Patriots practice calling the coin toss.
Call me Ishmael over 5 years ago
“Mack the Knife” – the Early Years
Egrayjames over 5 years ago
“Here’s Johnny?”
Call me Ishmael over 5 years ago
He tried satisfying his need/ by severing fruit from seed/ it was almost fulfilling/ but not quite as thrilling/ as causing something to bleed.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
After a steady diet of nothing but cabbage he became known as The Riper. He left a trail of carnage and fog.
prrdh over 5 years ago
Sorry, kid…we can’t use you as a prototype Cabbage Patch doll.
lagoulou over 5 years ago
His parents said he was found in a cabbage patch…he thought he’d look for a brother or sister, being an only child…
Another Take over 5 years ago
Hoot mon! Me bonnie lass will be right chuffed when I present ‘er with this prize cabbage whilst playing me bagpipes. Aye, she might first need a bit of the angels’ dew to fully appreciate it though…
Linguist over 5 years ago
Lettuce pray that the lad remains Kale and hardy, Kos we need him to stop Romaine around Boston, quit Endive-ing and Escarole-ing and put on his Bib and cut the Cabbage.
davids.comments over 5 years ago
“It’s one of the locals, darling. He’s a reaper!”"
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
Young Jack hated cabbage. He hated it so much he would go out into the fields and cut the heads off of the young cabbages…
gileshead over 5 years ago
I knew it! Ripper was a poor farm girl just trying to subsist!
Strob over 5 years ago
“One more step and your prize cabbage gets it. Try winning the Half Moon Bay cabbage-head festival then!”
GoComicsGo! over 5 years ago
“HURRY UP AND TAKE THE PHOTO GODDAMNIT!”
gcarlson over 5 years ago
Clever bit from a series I saw an episode or two of about George Washington’s spy network. The hero, posing as a cabbage farmer, asked some Hessians where he should deliver some of his crop so they could make sauerkraut. They told him “Trenton.”
MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago
Jack was entirely over this new “cauliflower rice”, “cauliflower pizza crust”, etc. craze and never wanted to see another one for the rest of his natural life.
rmremail over 5 years ago
Turns out it was Jill the Reaper
J Short over 5 years ago
Early picture of Washington, proving the whole apple tree narrative to be bogus.
pkdphd over 5 years ago
I’m gonna kill the next person who makes me eat kale.