Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 27, 2019

Bear checklist: eat before you hibernate.

Whoever that was bearly had time to finish….

Should have sent in the realtor.

Must be a prehistoric Wiley Cave Bear because no witty invitations to lure the helpless caveman in.

One way to deal with people who “Flip” houses.

Barely any signs of the sign-writer left!

“2. Have the entire checklist written up ahead of time.”

And check for active volcanoes – like the one outside!

love the smile on the sleeping Wiley bear

That Cave Bear Clan is happy

YAY!! The First Wiley Bear, setting the standards for ALL Wiley Bears to follow! YAY!!!!

Methinks it must have been Europeans moving into America…

Nothing beats a nice snack before bed time.

Scat – either what the bear does or what you’ll become.

Awww … a happy bear. Must’ve fallen asleep mid-sentence.

It’s the dreaded brown bear of AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

“Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t bother to carve ‘aarrggh’. He’d just say it!”

Cartoonist’s license.

Kill all the humans.

This is a pre-historic scene. It also applies to living in modern cities as well.

Caveman…..crunchy and juicy….yum!

Rule No. 1 is to commit Rule No. 1 to memory before committing Rule No. 1 to wall.

Ahh, doesn’t the bear look like an angle when it sleeps.

Meals delivered right to your door.

An example of an early employee of the trump real estate company. They only hire the best.

I have it on well-researched (and thoughtful) authority that cave bears had severe BO as well as massive halitosis. Thus, it is unlikely that even an unwashed human would

crawl un-aware

into the den of a stinking cave bear