B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 29, 2019

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    What? He’s not just buying it for his girlfriend?

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    Sounds like most of them. ;-)

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Fools in line sound better .

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “First In Line” – The Guy with B. O. Because he’s been camped out in line for a week and couldn’t find anyone to take his place so that he could go and take a shower……..,

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Soon he will be in line in China for Apple products and they will change the name to Pingguo.

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    Kalli J Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I long for the day when we stop judging men by their relationships with women. Painting someone as a loser because he doesn’t have a girlfriend is harmful to everyone.

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    halibaitor  over 5 years ago

    The “most amount of cash” thing is a direct result of not having a girlfriend.

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    Kaputnik  over 5 years ago

    I thought that the first in line at the apple launch event was the girlfriend. Her name was Eve.

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    will  over 5 years ago

    least cash and girlfriend are often connected

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    1953Baby  over 5 years ago

    Everybody else follows the money.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 5 years ago

    Oxymoron?

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    And, after he left, he had neither

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    micromos  over 5 years ago

    Good one!

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    Cerabooge  over 5 years ago

    Lines at an Apple launch is still a thing?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Oy Vey!

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    Kip W  over 5 years ago

    “Are we even pretending to be cavemen any more?” —Ces Marciuliano, some years back

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    lbhorton  over 5 years ago

    Least amount of girlfriend is why he had most amount of cash.

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    drds2  over 5 years ago

    Girlfriends who fleece you of all your cash are only in it for the cash. Find a better one!

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    Unless… the newest thing is a new Apple Watch or straps, in which case it’s most likely the first people in line are female.

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    ekke  over 5 years ago

    Well, there’s a statistically-valid correlation for you! Argue chicken-egg all you want, but which is the cause and which is the effect doesn’t really matter if the result is the same.

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    Brian  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    More like a homeless guy buying it for a reseller.

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    redback  over 5 years ago

    I have wondered about that. They could get the phone any day along the following year, yet they wait in line 3 days to buy something without even knowing what they are buying, without even knowing how it is or if they will like it or not, before anyone else can tell them how it was or if it works correctly, yet they are camping for 3 days in front of the store. How can they have any money if apparently they don’t even have jobs (or life for that matter)?

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