Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 05, 2019

Poor Gil picking bits of greasy burger off his forehead in P2.

P1, I guess we’ll find out when we get the invitation.

P2, No, we did the tat slap instead.

P3, So, the school board finally caught up with Tiki about the apartment scam? Gil has some recruiting to do between golf lessons.

In all reality , I see some pro bono legal work heading Hadĺey’s way .

Speaking of mail.

The school board has written to tell him he won’t be allowed back in school until his scalp infection clears up.

Mimi handles that spatula with ease. Wonder if GilPa has ever given her the Aunt Jemima treatment.

The school board just wrote to confirm we’re out of luck for a golf storyline this summer.

Let me guess. Tiki of the elaborate fake Milford residency scheme, is getting kicked out of Milford High. Hadley will not rest on her luxurious Milford vacation, and instead will represent Tiki as he sues to attend Milford. Pro bono of course, because that’s what high profile lawyers like to do. And speaking of pro bono, I am waiving all fees for reading today’s edition of Mopped Up Thorp.

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Besides representing Tiki for being denied entrance to Milford High, Hadley will also represent Gil in his domestic abuse case against Mimi for whacking him upside the head with a spatula.

P1: Cue song – I Don’t Remember Where or When

P-2: Mimi literally flips Gil off

P-3: The Apartment? Jack Lemon? Well, now we know what year this story line is

P 1.5: “…I was already sick of listening to these two idiots and if I had asked that question, I might still be sitting there…”

…and they remodeled the showers in the Men’s locker room at Milford CC for nothing, apparently!