Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 01, 2019

We have ‘reality’ TV shows where they always spend half a show repeating stuff which to me is very annoying. (I know this because of what my wife watches.) Well welcome to Gil Thorp the first ‘reality’ comic strip. Hey it may not be funny on purpose but it is on GoComics isn’t it?

…and she wants to kick back in Milford???

As said earlier, no way would any private club allow their “help” and a walk-in guest just amble into the grill room…unless the club was down on its luck and needed the revenue bad. But then again, he is Gil.

3 panels a day is a pretty tough task, much easier when you can copy the third panel and use it as the first panel the next day. Expecting Tuesday’s P1 to be Hadley calling Jaquan a proud fiancée.

P1, Surprise?!? This has now become a semi-annual event. And it looks like Hadley V. grewand Gil shrunk again. One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small.

P2, A freshly shaved Maynard G. Krebs shows up at the club.

P3, Sounds more like they fired her, Jaquan.

Does anybody remember Hadley as a point guard, I do. She was slow, had no shot, led the conference in turnovers and could not go to her left.

P3 The big win-she got the managing partner of the firm off a DUI

A top law firm saying “Kick Back For A While” ? You kiddin ? Hadley’s next “Case” will be against the NBA …

In all reality , she made partner early , I’d call that an Early Wynn .You old coders will remember him , he pitched for the White Sox and Indians in the 50s&60s. Won 300 games and asked about batters digging in on him he said I’d knock my mother down if she dug in on me.

Gil is silent today, but if he was talking…

P1: “Yeah, you just said that 5 seconds ago as we were about to walk in the door. I may look bored but I heard you.”

P2: “What? Oh, I see, you’re following on her statement from 5 minutes ago. Man, it’s tough talking to you two.”

P1: Look at that floor, did mopman need to get a summer job?

HVB got her meathooks into The Don. He’s unaware her motives are not just. By Late August, Neil Sedaka will be crooning in the background, “Breaking Up is Hard to Do.”

P4: “…I do ignore him but he keeps showing up here every summer..”

Her big win was representing Herc the Mauler in his lawsuit against the wrestling federation for concussion syndrome.

Humperdinger, Humperdinger, and Humperdinger: Oh, I left out the most important Humperdinger

Okay, we’ve got a high school teacher who supplements his income by giving gold lessons to three-year olds, an NBA player, and a partner in a law firm – who pays for lunch?

Ah the casual rapport. Just feel it!