Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 28, 2019

Robert Mueller: It’s not a witch hunt.

For a witch hunt, Robert Mueller sure caught a lot of witches and flying monkeys! And the only reason he didn’t pour that bucket on their leader was because of that darn OLC (Nixon-era) questionable OPINION.

Yes, Mueller was terse in his answers. He had made it clear he did not want to be there and would stick to the script of his 446-page report. But what those one-word responses did do is confirm the enormity of Trump’s wrongdoing, on a scale that absolutely would have been prosecuted if not for questionable Nixon-era Department of Justice rules that Mueller, as a DOJ employee, was obligated to comply with.

But what Mueller — the points that real news has been reporting and Faux “News” [FOX FAKE NEWS] has not — confirmed was absolutely damning.

Repeatedly, Democrats read “testimony” from the report that clearly instances where wrongdoing was confirmed or all the elements of a crime were established, and Mueller confirmed with his one-word responses: “Yes”; “True”; “right”; “correct”; “Agreed”; “That is generally true.”

And while those that have read all or significant portions of the report did not learn much that was not already known, those who only had heard from Faux “News” that Mueller completely exonerated Trump got some eye-popping news.

When former Republican Justin Amash became the only one of his former party to call for an impeachment inquiry to begin, he explained his reasons, citing material from the Mueller report, and one of his constituents said she was surprised because she had never heard that there was anything negative about Trump in the report.

For THAT constituency, the hearing was very informative.

#2, Moscow Mitch is waiting in the wings to carry through on the lies of the occupant.

Rome?

Kim Jong Un announces a ballistic missile test and threatens war, Trump says Kim is being a playful lad.

Trump has now said the Chinese, who are actually finished talking to us in a meaningful way, might reach a trade deal after the election, he also promised to cure cancer in his second term….maybe he will only tell the truth in the second term, release his taxes and quit farting around playing golf more than any other president ever did or even thought about doing.

Goebbels used the same tactics as these troll a-holes. Propaganda cherry picking and then twisting history but more importantly repeating lies and fabrications long enough to have some weak fabrications perceived as facts by a country led to ruin. After millions from many countries died (including women and children) and nations were laid to ruin, where did it get Goebbels? He gained nothing but a ruined Europe and the vast majority of his family, friends, and colleagues dead and despised. He committed suicide, his body was partially burned, his remains were later dug up and the cremated, crushed, and disposed of like just so much trash. That’s the fate of trolls.

Trump’s base doesn’t read anything over a sentence long. The only people that will read today’s troll extravaganza are too intelligent to believe them.

Many of the comments here are almost certainly from one of Putin’s troll farms. They are so over the top, it’s really quite obvious.

Remember, folks, as we approach the election, the Russians and their proxies are going to be all over GoComics.

DD Wiz as always, thanks for your accurate and well composed comments. In this case these whack-a-mole Russian trolls are simply parroting what they’ve been told to write. All that crap about the Democrats supporting the KKK and other white supremacists is very clearly an argument from the Russians intended to sow discord.

This is the world we live in. Where a psychopathic malignant narcissist president is a traitor, and in league with hostile foreign powers.

Love panel #5. Citizens of Rome indeed, it was in Barcelona!P.S. Someone send chasbanner a chocolate covered hand grenade with no pin.

Why are there no sharks visible in the ocean?

He ignores the drowning swimmer in panel 5, as only a true Trumpublican would.

GEEZUS . . are there REALLY people stupid/ignorant enough to fall for the blather under the Featured Comment?!? If so, then they really ARE deplorable . . .

Panel #6 :“I scream , you scream , we scream for ice cream” (Jim Jarmush ©)

How many witches must be found for it be call a witch hunt?

HAHAHA!!! Roland is typing in the water?! DAMN I love this guy!X’D

#sad

Please use Hedley sparingly. I want to just skip over him. He doesn’t inspire me to read his comments.

Yes, it is NOT a witch hunt.

The Mueller investigation wasn’t a witch hunt, it was a snitch hunt….

Apparently the technical staff here at GoComics are unfamiliar with spam filters…

REP. VAL DEMINGS (D-FL): Director Mueller, isn’t it fair to say that the President’s written answers were not only inadequate and incomplete because he didn’t answer many of your questions, but where he did, his answers showed that he wasn’t always being truthful?

MUELLER: I would say generally.

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#TraitorTrump is also a PERJURER.

It was never a witch hunt. It was always a political coup.

It’s a “Not A Witch” Hunt.

I would wish that this was funnier but it is too true.