Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 28, 2019

I swear Karen, if you file one more restraining order against me…

After Phoebe inevitably dies of old age, you’re going to have to find another kid anyway, Marigold.

(And no, bringing people back from the dead NEVER works.)

that’s quite a predicament Marigold would have there

I don’t really like these kinds of “what ifs”. It’s sad thinking about these kinds of things. Like what if Twilight Sparkle never met her friends?

“Galaxy Quest”, anyone?

REEEEEEEEEEEE….

“Calm down, Karen!”

The penultimate panel needs to be a tee shirt on the Topatoco store!

You gotta love a good epic Marigold face.

Same Marigold butt shot, though. Not that we mind, of course.

By Odin’s Thong, Marigold, that was a wonderful oath!

Why would it be a girl child in this alternate reality?

A contraction? Marigold uttered a contraction? I am gob-smacked.

You’d think someone named Buttercup would be too feminine for a beard.

Cartoon strip magic trumps age and unicorn magic every time!

Time moves differently in comic strip land.

Nose whistles are the worst. Though absently running your fingernails across fabric course enough to make a noise is right up there.

I laughed out loud at this one! I shall forever picture Marigold saying,“By Buttercups Beard, Stop Whistling Karen!”

Was that a Karen joke….?

KAREN HOW DARE YOU

k a r e n

If it weren’t for Phoebe, Marigold would STILL be staring at her reflection in the water! :P