Herman by Jim Unger for July 19, 2019

Talk to that guy, Epstein.

Sounds like he want to rumba alone…..OR he’s a vampire…..

How about an island with lots of mirrors?

Imagination island.

Those hermit crabs really get down after dark!

He should look instead for an uninHIBITED island.

This is exactly why I would never want to work in travel or hospitality.

A bit of wished-for incongruity here?

Sorry, all we have is quiet nights of quiet stars, quiet chords from my guitar floating on the silence that surrounds us, I mean you.

All uninhabited islands have fantastic night life.. bugs.. rats.. bats.. snakes.. all doing their thing and going down on each other.

Make up your mind!

I worked in the travel industry for many years and believe it or not, I’ve had requests from clients even more absurd than this one.

There is one that has a really jumpin’ night life, mostly because of the headhunters on the next island.

Monkeys like fooling around.

The reason many never achieve their dreams: The dreams conflict with each other.

Unger was a genius at pointing such things out.

“Uninhabited” by ‘honest politicians?’

Actually, that is not a misnomer. Go visit the country side on a nice night…nature and tranquility side by side.