Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 23, 2019

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    hans Premium Member over 5 years ago

    My iPhone is divorcing Alexa.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Turn the lamp off for five seconds, then on for eight, then off for three, then on for five, then . . . .

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    valkriesmurf  over 5 years ago

    My Google won’t talk to Phillips Hue. We arbitrate and get them speaking, but the very next time we need the kitchen light off, they’re at it again.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    Alexa and its competition sound like the old mother-in-law jokes of earlier years: what can you do with them once they’ve moved in?

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, the doorbell does have a point. That lamp’s not very bright.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    I checked the country records. Alexa now holds the deed to my house.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I admit to being a gadget freak, but I don’t want to talk to them and vice-versa.

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    formathe  over 5 years ago

    My doorbell doesn’t talk to anyone but that is more about being a non sentient push button.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Well the doorbell is a bit stuck up.

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