My iPhone is divorcing Alexa.
Turn the lamp off for five seconds, then on for eight, then off for three, then on for five, then . . . .
My Google won’t talk to Phillips Hue. We arbitrate and get them speaking, but the very next time we need the kitchen light off, they’re at it again.
Alexa and its competition sound like the old mother-in-law jokes of earlier years: what can you do with them once they’ve moved in?
Well, the doorbell does have a point. That lamp’s not very bright.
I checked the country records. Alexa now holds the deed to my house.
I admit to being a gadget freak, but I don’t want to talk to them and vice-versa.
My doorbell doesn’t talk to anyone but that is more about being a non sentient push button.
Well the doorbell is a bit stuck up.
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hans Premium Member over 5 years ago
My iPhone is divorcing Alexa.
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Turn the lamp off for five seconds, then on for eight, then off for three, then on for five, then . . . .
valkriesmurf over 5 years ago
My Google won’t talk to Phillips Hue. We arbitrate and get them speaking, but the very next time we need the kitchen light off, they’re at it again.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Alexa and its competition sound like the old mother-in-law jokes of earlier years: what can you do with them once they’ve moved in?
BearsDown Premium Member over 5 years ago
Well, the doorbell does have a point. That lamp’s not very bright.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
I checked the country records. Alexa now holds the deed to my house.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
I admit to being a gadget freak, but I don’t want to talk to them and vice-versa.
formathe over 5 years ago
My doorbell doesn’t talk to anyone but that is more about being a non sentient push button.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Well the doorbell is a bit stuck up.