Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 28, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling For No Apparent Reason: Darthfield John: Darthfield, we're out of lasagna. John: URK OOK Darthfield: I hate Mondays! Classix Comix Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. The Fountainhead Woman: Roark, your vision is too pure! You'll fail! Roark: Excuse me. Roark: Attention, college sophomores! You must behave like selfish a-holes for the next 3 years! Roark: Okay, go on. Woman: Oh, Roark! You were so right! The End Marital Mirth Husband: No, YOU'RE the one who never puts away the newspaper! Right, Dr.? D.? D. HARMON MARRIAGE COUNSELOR Guy Walks Into A Bar Man: I'll bet $50 this owl can ask the identity of the object of a preposition. Bartender: You're on! Owl: Whooo Bartender: No, it should be "whom." Owl: He's right. Pay the man. Man: Dang it. Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 And the winner is "Lucky Life"! Percival: Ah, now to go back in time ten minutes! Man: Wow! You're going to bet on "Lucky Life"? Percival: No, I want to return to the time before I soiled myself. Dogs of Very Large Size Corner Hoagy, The Funny Dog That Is Big, But Not Freakishly Big, Just Quite Large Within The Normal Range of Dogs "Hoagy!" Ellington, The Hilarious Dog That Is Bigger Than Even The Biggest Dogs You've Seen, But Whose Size Is Still Within The Laws of Biology And Physics "Ellington!" Bounder, The Side-Splittingly Uproarious Dog That Is Ridiculously Large, Right Out of the Realm of Possibility - I Mean, This Is One Big Dog, Dammit "Bounder!"
margueritem about 14 years ago
Love Darthfield.
raben about 14 years ago
Itâs the dog names that make it happen for me.
jnik23260 about 14 years ago
Heâs pretty much nailed Marmaduke, Howard Huge, and Clifford all at once. Thatâs all their material for the year.
Ironman92 about 14 years ago
The Fountainhead: Perfect.
rabbitwarren about 14 years ago
this week had murder, suicide, soiled pants, use of the words dammit & a-holes. And because of that Iâm naming it best tom the dancing bug ever.
Christopher Shea about 14 years ago
Alas, some people read Rand and turn into selfish a-holes for much longer than three yearsâŠ
Tommy1733 about 14 years ago
I donât care what he says - I am not reading the text or attending class to discuss it and Iâll still pull a B- at least.
doodlius about 14 years ago
I think I just peed myself. bleeep you Super-Fun-Pak Comix!
junco49 about 14 years ago
Use the FARCE John, Use the FARCE âŠâŠ.oh. too late.
Z-mage about 14 years ago
Is the marriage counselorâs name a reference to Dan Harmon, creator of Community?
pschearer Premium Member about 14 years ago
Christopher: You are calling me a name and you donât know me at all. Shame on you.
As an admirer of Ayn Rand and supporter of her philosophy of Objectivism for over 45 years, Iâve seen about every kind of irrational attack on her there can be. This sort of mindless name-calling is typical.
Iâll give a temporary pass to the cartoon itself because I have also seen about every kind of mistake and misunderstanding when some people first encounter Ayn Randâs ideas, so perhaps the cartoonist has encountered people fitting his description; I donât doubt they exist.
But just reading âThe Fountainheadâ barely scratches the surface of what Ayn Rand is about. âAtlas Shruggedâ lays out the first statement of her basic philosophy, which she spent the rest of her life elaborating in books such as âThe Virtue of Selfishnessâ, âCapitalism: The Unknown Idealâ, and âPhilosophy: Who Needs Itâ. If anyone thinks they understand Ayn Rand without having read at least these, they are wrong.
But the only way for you to know for sure is to read her and judge for yourself.
junco49 about 14 years ago
pscheare:
As a wholesale attacker and trasher of anything you think smacks of socialism youâre the one to talk.
pschearer Premium Member about 14 years ago
Junco: Thanks for remembering me; Iâm flattered.
But while I am proud to attack socialism in all its colorations, it is generally the ideas I address and not the personalities (except for slavering mad-dog Worst-Person-in-the-World Keith Olbermann, who is a special case).
Plus, I know a helluva lot more about the philosophy and history of socialism than the typical attacker of Ayn Rand knows about her or her philosophy. So I suppose you are right: Yes, I am the one to talk.
ickymungmung about 14 years ago
Darthfield was a stroke of genius Kudos to the rest Though I be damned for eternity This strip makes me twice blessed
Donaldo Premium Member about 14 years ago
Ha ha. I knew Pschearer would come out because of the Fountainhead joke.
Rand in my opinion is the master of attacking empty castles. Who can find anybody standing up for her versions of âcollectivisimâ and âmediocre public standardsâ she so eagerly attacks. Itâs so ridiculous how everybody tells Roark that he is too briliant, too fantastic and too original.
In a soeciety where everybody struggles to somehow stand out youâll never hear anybody defend lowest common denominators the way her imaginary western communists do.
Itâs as if she forgot that she left Russia. She kept fighting the ghost of communism even when it was nowhere to be seen. Beside that sheâs a bore.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
Iâve never read âThe Fountainheadâ, because everything Iâd read about it led me to believe I wouldnât enjoy it. Lifeâs too short to read 900-page books unless you think thereâs a good chance itâll be worth it. But I figured I could risk two hours on the movie, to see if that would change my mind. Instead, it cemented my belief that Ayn Rand had nothing to say to me.
The characters are one-dimensional, the plot is ridiculous, the âmessageâ is abhorrent, and the dialogue is laughable; everybody speaks in slogans: âMr. Roark, Iâve devoted my life to destroying you because youâre a genius.â
Rand wrote the screenplay herself, so she has nobody to blame but herself if it misrepresents the book. Of course, one of Roarkâs/Randâs POINTS is that no worthwhile work can ever be done as a collaboration, so maybe she should have directed, designed, shot, and acted the movie entirely on her ownâŠ
ronebofh about 14 years ago
Ayn Randâs philosophy is compelling and classic⊠when youâre 18. Then most people go into the real world and grow up, because life and society are complicated and Objectivismâs inane simplicity collapses under any actual scrutiny.