Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 16, 2019

did you have to ask, Jack?

@Number Three Today’s strip would be funny if it wasn’t a repeat , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp can chug a pint , faster than the policeman chasing him can run :o) my avatar is a picture of a cat ignoring people , our Calico queen Bella ignores everyone except her “mum” Connie and my princess Amy who has just got 5 A level subjects , hope you are having a nice day , ours should be busy but not hectic I hope , have fun and thanks for caring pal

That was a well-timed pit stop, Andy!

For running out on his bar tab.

Andy was more than a garden-variety drunk today.

What appened ta Jack’s noggin in the last panel? ;oO

This would be one of the few things Andy would run to in such a hurry, probably to save all the fish from the pollution. https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/03/us/jim-beam-warehouse-fire-kentucky-trnd/index.htm

Could have been a cop, a rent collector, a loan collector, a bookie, etc. Other than the cop, anyone wanting their money.

At least he said, “Please.”

Seems to have gotten out without paying.

" Put it on me tab, Jack! "

Either a copper or his wife would be chasing him.

A cool drink, and hot pursuit!

Uh oh! What did Andy do now?

Okey-Dokey, which one of you won the bet at guessing why before the last panel? ;)

Forget “Happy Hour”

It’s “Rush Hour”

xxx

@Afficionado

Amy is taking A-Levels? The time has grown extra speedy wings and flew over!

Best of Luck to her. I have a qualification that is the equivalent to an A-Level.

It’s been a week today since I gave blood. Looking forward to finding out which hospital it gets dispatched to. It can take up to 25 days to receive a text.

Is that what you call one for the road?