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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 06, 2011
Transcript:
Lars: Hi, Danae...what brings you out here? Danae: Hey, Lars...just updating my Facebook page and tweeting. Lars: Excellent! But why out here instead of at home? Danae: My dad says it's a dangerous waste of time and brain cells. Lars: Dangerous? How so? Danae: He thinks it's a conspiracy by the ones who created social networking to turn everyone into empty-headed zombies so they can enslave us and rule the world. Pretty silly, eh? Danae: I said, pretty silly, eh, Lars? Lars: What? Um...yeah...silly. Whoa, look at the time! Gotta run!
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
EarthāMostly harmlessāat least after they built the bi-pass
pbarnrob almost 14 years ago
Under new management ā since about 1980ā¦
Anybody remember āOctober Surpriseā? (Google it).
griffon8 almost 14 years ago
I, for one, welcome our new alien masters.
maxjaja almost 14 years ago
so Mark Zuckerberg is a martianā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.hmmmmmmmā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.didnāt have a clueā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
To late Danaeā¦ BTW, Lewreader, Who is this God Person anyway?
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
You wonāt be laughing when Captain Eddy has to save the world for all you emptly-headed zombies, Danae.
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
Thatās a story I look forward to!
Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Surrender all personal information and report your every movement to your Corporate masters. Update your Facebook page now.
jbarr68407 almost 14 years ago
Feelā¦compelledā¦toā¦obey!
pumaman almost 14 years ago
Do not go to Farmville. It is evil.
Brockie almost 14 years ago
The to be thumbless generationā¦.done wore them off they did
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
Dad is about to be beamed up and probed.
odeliasimone almost 14 years ago
Me either. I closed my facebook page.
memoryinuse almost 14 years ago
tv already did that, as did radio, etc.
steverinoCT almost 14 years ago
@pbarnrobā
I still have a T-shirt that reads, āVisit Earth In The 80āsā Off-Season Rates Now Applyā
I like the sentiment. The shirt itself hasnāt fit since the 80ās (damned shrinkage!)
memoryinuse almost 14 years ago
all my clothes shrunk , too, especially around the waist.
kfaatz925 almost 14 years ago
Lars, you may have met your match. Danaeās dad is a sharp one.
@ x-Tech: I believe the answer is, Kevin knows, where Kevin is an entity who knows nothinā about nothinā.
Varnes almost 14 years ago
How many sewers have have Wyfi?
gregbeaux Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Mine does, they did it for the riders. Oops, sorry thatās the DC Metro.
chireef almost 14 years ago
that does it iām going to create a my face page just so i can close it
1084897 almost 14 years ago
Kfaatz - that reminds me of the difference between a generalist and a specialist. One knows less and less about more and more until (s)he knows nothing about everything, the other knows more and more about less and less until (s)he knows everything about nothing. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine which is which.
Ernest Lemmingway almost 14 years ago
āThe geek shall inherit the earth.ā - Previous Non Sequitur punchline about the same joke here
ilsapadu almost 14 years ago
Let the revolution begin. I update my facebook page for no one.
puddleglum1066 almost 14 years ago
Chikuku: the role of social networking (facebook, text messaging, etc.) in the Tunisian and Egyptian revolutions has been somewhat over-emphasized by the US media and government, perhaps because they are the only area in which the US can be said to have been involved in the events at all. Reporters working in-country say Al Jazeera played a much bigger role, just by interviewing the leaders of the demonstrations and beaming their words to the Egyptian people (remember, most Egyptians donāt have cell phones or computers, but nearly all Egyptians have access to a TV set).
lin4869 almost 14 years ago
To Serve Manā¦ (Twilight Zone)
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
Thatās also why Junior Kindergarten was invented ā gotta get toddlers away from their parentsā influence and into government indoctrination facilities are young as possible.
joylion almost 14 years ago
OMG!!!!! Facebook was evilly invented by aliens! :(
bmonk almost 14 years ago
I never FacebookāI just comment on comicsā¦
BTW, Nabuquduriuzhur, I left a comment for you a couple of days back.
cdward almost 14 years ago
bmonk, same thing ultimately.
aprilglaspie almost 14 years ago
Actually, they just want to sell your personal information, to get even filthier richer.
Joseph Krois almost 14 years ago
Puh-leeze! The only thing bigger than manās idea of his own self-importance is his actual lack of any importance at allā¦ Weāre all rats in a maze, some of us just enjoy less cheese than othersā¦