Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 06, 2011
Transcript:
Lars: Hi, Danae...what brings you out here? Danae: Hey, Lars...just updating my Facebook page and tweeting. Lars: Excellent! But why out here instead of at home? Danae: My dad says it's a dangerous waste of time and brain cells. Lars: Dangerous? How so? Danae: He thinks it's a conspiracy by the ones who created social networking to turn everyone into empty-headed zombies so they can enslave us and rule the world. Pretty silly, eh? Danae: I said, pretty silly, eh, Lars? Lars: What? Um...yeah...silly. Whoa, look at the time! Gotta run!
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Earth–Mostly harmless–at least after they built the bi-pass
pbarnrob over 13 years ago
Under new management – since about 1980…
Anybody remember ‘October Surprise’? (Google it).
griffon8 over 13 years ago
I, for one, welcome our new alien masters.
maxjaja over 13 years ago
so Mark Zuckerberg is a martian………….hmmmmmmm…………….didn’t have a clue…………
x_Tech over 13 years ago
To late Danae… BTW, Lewreader, Who is this God Person anyway?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
You won’t be laughing when Captain Eddy has to save the world for all you emptly-headed zombies, Danae.
thirdguy over 13 years ago
That’s a story I look forward to!
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 13 years ago
Surrender all personal information and report your every movement to your Corporate masters. Update your Facebook page now.
jbarr68407 over 13 years ago
Feel…compelled…to…obey!
pumaman over 13 years ago
Do not go to Farmville. It is evil.
Brockie over 13 years ago
The to be thumbless generation….done wore them off they did
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Dad is about to be beamed up and probed.
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
Me either. I closed my facebook page.
memoryinuse over 13 years ago
tv already did that, as did radio, etc.
steverinoCT over 13 years ago
@pbarnrob–
I still have a T-shirt that reads, “Visit Earth In The 80’s– Off-Season Rates Now Apply”
I like the sentiment. The shirt itself hasn’t fit since the 80’s (damned shrinkage!)
memoryinuse over 13 years ago
all my clothes shrunk , too, especially around the waist.
kfaatz925 over 13 years ago
Lars, you may have met your match. Danae’s dad is a sharp one.
@ x-Tech: I believe the answer is, Kevin knows, where Kevin is an entity who knows nothin’ about nothin’.
Varnes over 13 years ago
How many sewers have have Wyfi?
gregbeaux Premium Member over 13 years ago
Mine does, they did it for the riders. Oops, sorry that’s the DC Metro.
chireef over 13 years ago
that does it i’m going to create a my face page just so i can close it
1084897 over 13 years ago
Kfaatz - that reminds me of the difference between a generalist and a specialist. One knows less and less about more and more until (s)he knows nothing about everything, the other knows more and more about less and less until (s)he knows everything about nothing. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine which is which.
Ernest Lemmingway over 13 years ago
“The geek shall inherit the earth.” - Previous Non Sequitur punchline about the same joke here
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
Let the revolution begin. I update my facebook page for no one.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
Chikuku: the role of social networking (facebook, text messaging, etc.) in the Tunisian and Egyptian revolutions has been somewhat over-emphasized by the US media and government, perhaps because they are the only area in which the US can be said to have been involved in the events at all. Reporters working in-country say Al Jazeera played a much bigger role, just by interviewing the leaders of the demonstrations and beaming their words to the Egyptian people (remember, most Egyptians don’t have cell phones or computers, but nearly all Egyptians have access to a TV set).
lin4869 over 13 years ago
To Serve Man… (Twilight Zone)
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
That’s also why Junior Kindergarten was invented – gotta get toddlers away from their parents’ influence and into government indoctrination facilities are young as possible.
joylion over 13 years ago
OMG!!!!! Facebook was evilly invented by aliens! :(
bmonk over 13 years ago
I never Facebook–I just comment on comics…
BTW, Nabuquduriuzhur, I left a comment for you a couple of days back.
cdward over 13 years ago
bmonk, same thing ultimately.
aprilglaspie over 13 years ago
Actually, they just want to sell your personal information, to get even filthier richer.
Joseph Krois over 13 years ago
Puh-leeze! The only thing bigger than man’s idea of his own self-importance is his actual lack of any importance at all… We’re all rats in a maze, some of us just enjoy less cheese than others…