Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    “Consider yourself an urban pioneer.”

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Rat must be translating the Oakland Real Estate listing

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    Earthling Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And free graffiti, no extra charge!

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    An app that mocks the user or insults him, who wants something like that?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Current residents will resent you for raising their property taxes.”

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    That actually translates to Either your house will skyrocket in value or it’ll be burned down.

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    A useful app indeed.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Rat time for another APP. One that translates what was just translated to : German, French , Spanish , ect. , ect . ……. Croc Power !

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    House it going, Rat?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Did Pastis buy another house or something?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Make America safe again…NOT!

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    Masterskrain  almost 5 years ago

    SO glad I’m out in the country on a private road…

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    starkeyt62  almost 5 years ago

    Definitely a translation for some Baltimore locations.

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    Buying that house would be a shot in the dark.

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    JudyAz  almost 5 years ago

    That translation could be considered a threat against the former PM of the UK.

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    blairleroys Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I thought the censor shut this strip down.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    Join the gentrification crowd!

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Gentrification does have a dark side.

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    BubbleTape Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    and when you enter “stephen pastist”….you get “milquetoast”.

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    WBarber1  almost 5 years ago

    If you go by the general rule of thumb that comedy works best when you ‘punch up, not down’ I’m not sure this particular one is successful versus stirring the pot, just a bit (it’s a comic strip) in some pretty loaded areas. I’d say: misfire. Rare that it happens.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Kinda ironic that realty is full of lies.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    This is why you do a drive by before you call the agent. With the doors locked. At 10:00 am, before the gang-bangers are awake.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Yup. You have to understand “real estate agent-ese” or you are doomed, especially in any large city!

    Bang bang!

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    BWR  almost 5 years ago

    Our old neighborhood was NOT ‘up & coming’, but we called it ’hood adjacent.

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