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I read that in the English language, two negatives will produce a positive, yet two positives do not produce a negative. I thought to myself, “Yeah, right”.
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
“I could care less if I’m convicted!”
electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago
He was probably arrested by the grammar police.
Scorpio Premium Member over 5 years ago
And that children is why it is important to speak properly and use the correct words in the correct context (!)
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
But it’s not really a confession. “It’s true that I did not do ‘nothing’, but the things that I did were not the things of which I am accused.”
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
I couldn’t care less, period!
vics_machine Premium Member over 5 years ago
I read that in the English language, two negatives will produce a positive, yet two positives do not produce a negative. I thought to myself, “Yeah, right”.
hooglah over 5 years ago
………..or a group of liberals.
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
Double the negatives, double the fun!
Vilyehm over 5 years ago
I did not not just read this comic.
Lee26 Premium Member over 5 years ago
He’s going to try AND walk that confession back? (He can multi-task and do two things at once).
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s not easy being an English major.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Next defendant is a panda bear who, according to witnesses, eats, shoots, and leaves.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Still later, a man accused of animal abuse will swear that he was only helping his Uncle Jack off a horse!
Sue Ellen over 5 years ago
Some other dude done it. I seen him!
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m not an English major, but double negatives just drive me crazy.