Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 10, 2019

I was going to ask how she was going to monetize her church. Wiley beat me to it

Speaking of monetizing. The church down the road will " bless " your back to school supplies, for a fee of course

Let us hope Danae does find out about “Indulgences”.

I hope she has tax exempt status.

You’re doing it the same way all Churches do. You have to be different. If they don’t donate tell them you will smite them and then send Lucy down to their house and have her poop all over their yard, driveway and sidewalk. They will pay.

She has it all wrong. First you have to lie to the gullible and get them to believe in and blindly follow you. THEN you milk them for their “donations”.

If I pay extra, do I get eternal plus one year eternal life?

How does she know what Danae is doing when she’s been on the couch reading the whole time?

She should meet Calvin.

It’s good to have mighty goals but even the Virgin Mary didn’t shoot this high in the 13-th century.

This strip should develop Kate more.

Just tell them that Mexico will pay for it.

Where’s the mandatory private jet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiHghDYvpBU

Danae has learned from Oral Roberts… and Jim Bakker, and Pat Robertson, and Franklin Graham, and Jerry Falwell, and Ted Haggard, and Joel Osteen, and Creflo Dollar, and Jimmy Swaggart, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on…

I’m now thinking about starting a ‘go fund’ me page for a church. I’ve got a perfect site for it. I really do. I think I’ll call it the “Church of the Eternally Damned”…..Spell-checked overridden: I meant to say “Church of the Eternal Danae”. (Please send your bank acct. #’s.)

The more you donate, the closer to the Deity you will dwell for all eternity.

Decades ago, a religious icon said believers had to contribute a million or so by a certain time or he would go to Hell. One wag wrote that he would personally donate a road map and a book of coupons for a fast food chain. Icon did not take it well.

Danae needs a fleet of cars and a private jet to spread the word of Danae.

Wait until she finds out how much it is going to cost to paint the ceiling of the chapel.

Herein lies the problem? After 2 days, do you folks know that all US currency carries the phrase “In God We Trust”? You are reminded every day!

This reminds me of a time when I was in the Air Force and I asked one of my NCOs, “Do I want to know how you got that done?” His response was, “No you don’t, sir.”

Too many real churches like this. :(

’Hope springs eternal and reality sucks it dry with a straw of despair to grow the seeds of discontent.

She forgot the part about “If I don’t raise enough God will call me to heaven!”

Oh, and then follow up with “He changed his mind.”

You know, I don’t know who is goofier… the TV Evangelist or his gullible audience. I mean, I’m a spiritual person, but I know a con game when I see it. If it were any other line of work the whole bunch would be doing time in prison.

Isn’t this what the Catholic church did that inspired the (so-called) reformation?

A child’s crusade for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$MONEY.

You may all get to Heaven, if you send me some money.

Nick O’Demus

22 Perdition Road

Hell in a Handbasket, Kentucky 02666

Attn: Moscow Mitch

She’s late to the race.

don’t forget people blessings sale for about a hundred and fifty bucks

This is about gullibility and getting rich off of others for a nefarious purpose. Typical Danae. Shear the sheep if their too stupid to know its their fault kind of thinking…

Can a religion “overpromise”? Well yes, it can, in fact they all do, but it’s hard to hold them accountable.

Danae has obviously done some Research into how Televangelism works.