Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for September 30, 2021
Transcript:
When is it ok to ask if someone's pregnant? When she's starting to show When she's really starting to show. When her tummy's so big she's just gotta be pregnant, right ? When she's actually holding the damn thing in her arms and says "this is my baby." Dicky: Oh you were pregnant ?! I had no idea
alcorn almost 3 years ago
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/pregnancy-question-bonus/
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
When the kid goes off to College.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Keep your mouth shut and just wait
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
When she grabs your arm and her water breaks during a contraction.
terra.cripe almost 3 years ago
I do have a noticeable belly. I was standing outside smoking one time, and a random lady stomped up to me and read me the riot act for a good solid minute about smoking while pregnant. I just let her go on. When she was done, I said “While I appreciate your obvious concern, I am not pregnant. Just a fatty.” She was so embarrassed, I actually felt sorry for her.
jscarff57 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Maybe when SHE comments on it…
NELS BALWIT Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I ask “Are you pregnant or just fat?” Oh and no person should ever ask me anything unless they want my honest opinion.
Iseau almost 3 years ago
How do you tell when a duck is expecting? When you smell the bacon frying!
"Doon the Watter" on the Waverley almost 3 years ago
One of the many joys of being a teacher was having a sweet little child come up, rub my belly, and ask “are you having a baby?” Nope, just fat, thanks for asking!
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
If you can see the head crowning.
Christopher Gilbert almost 3 years ago
When, as an EMT or other medical person, are evaluating a patient or performing triage.
zippykatz almost 3 years ago
He does realize that ducks lay eggs, right?
33Angel almost 3 years ago
Is that his wife in the comic?!?!
stapelia99 almost 3 years ago
I once asked the supermarket checker who had been wearing a ‘Baby ’ t-shirt previously when the baby was due. She said she had it 3 months ago. I gained 15 lbs with my first and 20 with my second. I figure I’m entitled to laugh rather than feel embarrassed.