Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 11, 2019

I did not know I lived in the Kingdom of ID.

King Friedrich Alfred Krupp?

… and the issue?

Does the toilet paper roll over the top or from behind and under.

“…some of you will die but I will get to try out some new toys.”

(Disbelieving silence.)

“Not buying it? The best of you will prove it to the girls by surviving and by killing some Huns in the process.”

(Loud roar of approval.)

The military industrial complex.

Lucrative contracts? King Fink, the money comes out of YOUR treasury.

What war could Id possibly win with Rodney the chicken hearted as the king’s head soldier?

I thought the Finkdom of ID was already (and eternally) at war with the Huns…

The finks are all alike…..

This tells the truth: “Testing weapons.” I heard this term from field grade officers before LBJ scaled up Vietnam.

18 years after start of Afghan war: “It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that after a trillion dollars and countless lives lost and maimed, we are still at war with no end in site.”

Since his strip is obviously political (as well as historical) commentary, I have no compunction in sharing this from USA Today, 8.9.19:

WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump threatened undefined retaliation Friday against countries and organizations that issue travel warnings on the United States because of gun violence.“If they did that, we’d just reciprocate,” Trump said during a wide-ranging impromptu gaggle with reporters at the White House, en route to fundraisers in New York.He added: “We are a very reciprocal nation with me as the head. When somebody does something negative to us in terms of a country, we do it to them.”

Funny; I thought George W. Bush was a bit taller!?

You were expecting peace with the Huns with Rodney as your ambassador?

With the Huns, war is always inevitable.

The military industrial complex that we haven’t heard so much about lately.

I’d……short for idiotsy

I’m convinced the Russian trolls are much more widespread than we think…..no proud American would expound such hate toward their fellow Americans……”A house divided with not long endure”

Unfortunately this ID has been elected. Think about it next time.

The fink must be reading from a teleprompter – we already saw the real reaction!

The Military-Industrial hegemony in a nutshell.

The first people to be drafted will be the people in jail. “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is your being free. The bad news is you’re being freed to fight in a war that you’ll probably die in.”

They couldn’t decide on the shape of the table for the conference.

The Fink is at is again!X’D

Yes, we’ve been at war many times because freedom is not free. If Hitler had been stopped the moment he crossed his border, we would never have heard of WW2. The liberal pacifist movement prevented us from stopping his war until the Japanese attacked us. Thank God for Roosevelt who with our allies, stopped Hitler. Roosevelt, one of the old Democrats that loved this nation.

To you America hating leftist. Yes America has been in many wars. Some became too costly because they turned from the objective to political. Every Nation on Earth from their beginning made many mistakes. But the wonderful thing about America is we have learned from our mistakes and we are a better Nation because of it. There are nations that ceased to exist because they did not learn from their mistakes. If we would stand together for our Nation our Republic our Constitution we would be a great nation forever. If we try to change it to a socialist, communist nation we will crumble. America has stood since 1776 as a great nation whose people are free and have a government of the people for the People by the people. Communism is like cancer, you eradicate it in one place it just pops up somewhere else.

I didn’t know the King of ID was related to LBJ…

Oh this has aged like milk