Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 24, 2019

Boo! Hiss!

There are only worms.

Groan.

rim shot…

but plenty of blue screens inside…

No Windows, No Gates and an Apple….OH MY!

It seems though that every time they get settled in and comfortable they up and move the operation into a newer building.

Oh grooooooooooooooooooown !!!!

But how do they get their bills?

they had to take those away to make it different from previous building, or else how would people know this is the new building

Tim is off for the day…gone phishing.

Is the building filled with the slowly turning beach balls of death?

Actually, Apple does have windows; they just don’t try to trademark the name.

I remember when Apple and Microsoft were suing each other, each claiming they owned the windows concept and the other had stolen the concept from them, when the fact was that they both stole it from Xerox.

I thought it was a reference to the Foxconn working conditions in China, soon to be imported to Wisconsin.

We’ve discovered an alien monolith. They are slowly taking over with little hand-held devices that mesmerize people!

Actually MacOS uses the original Xwindow concept, as does Microsoft Windows.

You open the door and turn on the lights by tapping all-but-invisible little patches on the corner of the building.

Tim Apple! LOL!