I’ve tried diligently to enjoy calamari. But it makes my dentures come loose and feels like chewing rubber. Maybe I’ve just never had good calamari. Makes good bait for ocean fishing, though.
Off the coast of Seattle there are octopuses (that is correct, I looked it up. One only uses Octopi when they are between dough in a dish) with arm spans of 8 feet. They have been known to pull the face masks off of divers who mess with them.
We bought a can of fish chunks once that had a whole squid in it. It looked so appetizing, we gave the contents to the cats. The cats stared at the squid for a few minutes, gave it a few jabs, and finally decided to eat it.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
He’s making fresh calamari.
Sugar Bombs 95 about 5 years ago
Where did Calvin get the money to buy them, and why would they sell squid to a six year-old? Does Mom know?
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
So many questions, so much trouble to cause.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 5 years ago
Well apparently he’s pulling your glasses right off your face somehow.
Adiraiju about 5 years ago
This is NOT the story of the Squid that Did…
codycab about 5 years ago
Squidward would NOT want to meet Calvin.
Watcher about 5 years ago
Hobbes was hungry and canned Tuna doesn’t cut it anymore so I had to get him something alive.
orinoco womble about 5 years ago
I’ve never seen anywhere with live squid for sale. Maybe in China or Japan.
BigDaveGlass about 5 years ago
Those alarm bells in your head are loud…
top cat james about 5 years ago
CALVIN: “Can you tell if any of them are female? Squiddly Diddly is paying top dollar.”
rshive about 5 years ago
Dad would be surprised at the places where one can put a squid.
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
Somebody has been hanging out with Lio!
SharkNose about 5 years ago
I had squid for dinner the other night. Yum!
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Calamari ….omg M M M M M
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
Too late, Dad! Too late!
Charles Barr Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’m not sure Calvin is doing anything. He may have just been making an observation.
Prey about 5 years ago
But his dad knows better, right!
sandpiper about 5 years ago
Every parent becomes sensitive to that awful silence that actually sends out vibrations when a kid is up to something.
gantech about 5 years ago
Calvin and dad have evidently played this game before.
kwells328 about 5 years ago
So life teaches us that we just forget about Moe? And they say crime doesn’t pay.
kab2rb about 5 years ago
Took a while dad.
Bookworm about 5 years ago
I’ve tried diligently to enjoy calamari. But it makes my dentures come loose and feels like chewing rubber. Maybe I’ve just never had good calamari. Makes good bait for ocean fishing, though.
Bruce1253 about 5 years ago
Off the coast of Seattle there are octopuses (that is correct, I looked it up. One only uses Octopi when they are between dough in a dish) with arm spans of 8 feet. They have been known to pull the face masks off of divers who mess with them.
MartinPerry1 about 5 years ago
We bought a can of fish chunks once that had a whole squid in it. It looked so appetizing, we gave the contents to the cats. The cats stared at the squid for a few minutes, gave it a few jabs, and finally decided to eat it.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Now why would he suspect something is amiss?
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Refilling his printer’s ink cartridge, obviously.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
I once had a pet squid. Inky.
Snoots about 5 years ago
Not sure what he’s doing, but I bet it has to do with a blender and microwave oven.
JamesSavik about 5 years ago
amazing how good it is if you prepare it right
Karen Szyszko Premium Member about 5 years ago
Made ya look!