Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 13, 2019

One day Calvin will discover he’s Tyler Dur… I mean Hobbes.

Wait till Mr. Bun pounces on Susie. Then she’ll understand.

No. 5 on the list of guy rules: No rough play when the babes are around.

I love that big ole tiger!

“my diary is getting weirder every day.” But Suzy, someday it will make a great memoir. Or a movie. Or even, gasp! a comic strip.

“Dear diary: Business as usual.”

Calvin never met Louie from Overboard. Louie would knock him into next week when he got home.

With an imagination like that, maybe Calvin will grow up to be a cartoonist. Probably will write it about a little boy who lives in a cartoon and will grow up to be a cartoonist…

Cal, you really really need professional help!!

Calvin as an adult with either be committed, incarcerated or a multibillionaire. But it’s Suzy who will be in therapy.

If Hobbes revealed himself to Suzy, no more smooches and that he won’t go without.

^I even didn"t get into the door!"

The first rule of Fight Club….

This is one of the great ones!

Bill Watterson can get more movement into a non-moving picture than anyone else I’ve seen.

Someone might read what’s in Susie’s diary and have her committed.

Crazy people make you crazy. On the positive side, Calvin is right. Just not right now.

What young lad hasn’t gone a few rounds with an oversized stuffed animal?

Hobbes is indeed a “Homicidal psycho jungle cat”.

lots of self-loathing for such a young person

Maybe the solution is for Calvin just to not announce that he’s home.

We couldn’t afford “out-of-school” clothes. I wore my school uniform until it was time for my bath…

This was always one of my favorites.

Calvin, you certainly are going to STAR in some poor little girl’s diary ONE of these days! grin

Calvin’s highly active imagination seems quite a bit less whimsical when you see the outside perspective…

Some dogs WILL leap on you when you come home. Mine doesn’t jump up on me, but he leaps up on my son when he visits. She loves my son!

Calvin’s shoes and socks magically came back on.