Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 29, 2019

So THAT’s why the mission is called Clorox 1.

The moon will be a kinder, gentler place with women on it.

LOL!!! I’m sorry, I just couldn’t hold it in!

If you go, you get a free rent-a-car.

Technically, each hundred thousand pounds of trash is really only 16-⅔ thousand pounds of trash.

Going to the Moon? [groan] I am so sick of 1960’s nostalgia!

No. It was the aliens who left the trash. Besides, there’s gotta be someone to go make some sandwiches on the moon too. ;o)

No, no, they only want you to test their newest invention : the space broom!

Here’s your broom. Ride it to the moon and put it to use!

Oh, I’m sure that’s not all they have in mind for you, Pamela.

included in the ‘trash’ are two only slightly used moon rovers (all three combined to log only 10 miles)

that cost U.S. taxpayers 38 million each.

just sayin’

No, not the “Men are messy women are neat” cliche.

That’s why the critters that live on the moon don’t want us back.

Wait until she finds they left the seat up on the LEM.

“I’m nothing but a maid around here!”

Enough of the cliches. What’s the point of intending to send a woman to the moon? If one wants to go and, if, say, there are 5 spots and a woman qualifies to actually be in the top 5, then she goes. If the top 5 qualifiers are all women, the mission sends all women. If none are in the top 5, no women go on the mission. Let’s make equal right truly equal. Is there some gender-specific scientific point to sending a woman to the moon?

When they finally go – make sure to leave a sign for future men: Please pick up after yourselves; your mother doesn’t come here.

If Pam goes, we’ll see who the real “harsh mistress” is.

It was worth a try.

A home never gets messier than the most fastidious inhabitant can abide.

sheesh, now we’re gonna have to worry about leaving the toilet seat up…

This is the real reason Bezos founded Blue Origin. He wants to make Amazon women on the moon a reality.

That much trash is on the Moon? I assume that included the parts of the Lunar Lander that were left there.