There are other religions on the planet that concern themselves mainly with the mundane details of getting through the day. Confucius, remember, was a civil servant.
God is a grumpy old man in the sky who advocates hate and persecution. He is also a serial killer of vast proportions, even kids. Let’s all worship HIM!
The church can be a power engine for social change and good. Trouble comes when it is used for personal gain and not for everyone benefit. Greed destroys.
BAD GRAMMAR ALERT! One does not “evoke” God’s name. One “invokes” it. An amazing grammatical error by Garry! It’s a wonder his wife (the famous newscaster wife didn’t catch this glaring error. Of course, what do you expect from a guy who misspells the name “Gary”? Seriously, though — I’m surprised that nobody else out there caught the error in grammar…..
Most religions originated when we were barely out of the caves. The only value that a person could have that made him superior to others was strength. Woman, lacking that value, were second class citizens. Even a male child was superior, because he had the potential to be strong enough to deal with the very hostile environment. Consequently, religions confer superior status on the male— there were Goddesses, but they were only there to produce more Gods and create havoc for them. No religious dogma seems valid to me. I think the guy who came the closest to understanding the real God was George Lucas— may the force be with all of us.
Will Mar-A-Lago be spared by the hurricane?Hope all the illegals working there get out safely.Knowing what King Drumpf is like,all doors will be locked ;(
I remember my 8th-grade Spanish teacher telling the class a joke on that subject. The punchline was, “Well, she was colored.” I doubt she’d get away with telling it these days.
Remember, these strips are RERUNS. Only Sundays are newly published. But, it is nice to be so topical after so many years. A #MeToo punchline from decades before there was ever such a movement. Visionary and hip to it, if not grammatically correct (to all you trolls).
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
That baggage only comes if you believe God is a white male.
kaffekup about 5 years ago
As well, all Western versions of a god, incarnate or carnate, came out of an Iron Age Middle East.
https://youtu.be/APMu32sC2nM
dadoctah about 5 years ago
There are other religions on the planet that concern themselves mainly with the mundane details of getting through the day. Confucius, remember, was a civil servant.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 5 years ago
One thing I would like to do : ask to all the Catholic priests up to Pope Francesco (living in Italy this could be not easy but possible) :
“Do you really believe in god and in all the words you say ?”
Could be surprising .
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
What’s going on in God’s name?!
GabryelFrost about 5 years ago
God is not white european, as would american racists of any color believe. God was started been worshiped in Middle East, you know, BROWNLAND.
Watcher about 5 years ago
God is God. It is Man who puts God in a box so that they can control the masses according to what they say God is.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago
God is a grumpy old man in the sky who advocates hate and persecution. He is also a serial killer of vast proportions, even kids. Let’s all worship HIM!
For a Just and Peaceful World about 5 years ago
Panel Two: a social club called Original Sin.
pathfinder about 5 years ago
God hasn’t been paying close enough attention to this corner of creation. She’ll be doing some cleanup and repair work just any old time now.
dpatrickryan Premium Member about 5 years ago
Shouldn’t that be “invoke”? Not like Gary to make a grammatical error…
jvo about 5 years ago
@pathfinder
Not ANOTHER flood!
We don’t need God for that, we’re doing it very well to ourselves.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
The church can be a power engine for social change and good. Trouble comes when it is used for personal gain and not for everyone benefit. Greed destroys.
Terminal Frost Premium Member about 5 years ago
“God is on our side.” “Who’s side?” “MY SIDE” Ok then I am gonna have to kill you.
gantech about 5 years ago
Hooo, boyyyy……
moderateisntleft about 5 years ago
So many church’s have become businesses these days…….
rlaker22j about 5 years ago
all well and good but God’s not going to be real happy with you people
storage8 Premium Member about 5 years ago
BAD GRAMMAR ALERT! One does not “evoke” God’s name. One “invokes” it. An amazing grammatical error by Garry! It’s a wonder his wife (the famous newscaster wife didn’t catch this glaring error. Of course, what do you expect from a guy who misspells the name “Gary”? Seriously, though — I’m surprised that nobody else out there caught the error in grammar…..
Diane Lee Premium Member about 5 years ago
Most religions originated when we were barely out of the caves. The only value that a person could have that made him superior to others was strength. Woman, lacking that value, were second class citizens. Even a male child was superior, because he had the potential to be strong enough to deal with the very hostile environment. Consequently, religions confer superior status on the male— there were Goddesses, but they were only there to produce more Gods and create havoc for them. No religious dogma seems valid to me. I think the guy who came the closest to understanding the real God was George Lucas— may the force be with all of us.
Herb L 1954 about 5 years ago
Will Mar-A-Lago be spared by the hurricane?Hope all the illegals working there get out safely.Knowing what King Drumpf is like,all doors will be locked ;(
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 5 years ago
So, invoke an intergender god. Why not?
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 5 years ago
I remember my 8th-grade Spanish teacher telling the class a joke on that subject. The punchline was, “Well, she was colored.” I doubt she’d get away with telling it these days.
SavannahJim Premium Member about 5 years ago
Remember, these strips are RERUNS. Only Sundays are newly published. But, it is nice to be so topical after so many years. A #MeToo punchline from decades before there was ever such a movement. Visionary and hip to it, if not grammatically correct (to all you trolls).
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Which God? God isn’t a a specific name it is at best a generic identifier like fruit. I believe in fruit. Any particular kind? Yes the only fruit…
IWlady about 5 years ago
Don’t you folks know anything? He’s a Puerto Rican towel boy in a public sauna. Nobody gets the reference? Am I the only old fart here?
la_momcat about 5 years ago
Hooboy, I knew this was going to be a fun day to read the comments…
rokkinrobin531 about 5 years ago
God is guilty of being a White Male European. Must really freak out Jesus’ mind.
cosman about 5 years ago
God letting/making it happen sure keeps things interesting..
parkerinthehouse about 5 years ago
It’s “invoke,” Doons. “Do you ever invoke it . . .”