Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for September 06, 2019

Oh gee – one of those parents / stepparents.

Charlie, Chance, and Chet. I hope Mrs. Roh’s name is Chelsea.

Actually, Chet, if a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his a** a-hoppin’. Just ask Nathan Arizona.

Sorry Charlie. Tuna in again soon for mo woe for Roh.

Don’t tell me Chet, in his eagerness to be “Dad” to Charlie, is gonna be a pest to Coach Thorp…

So the only reason someone fumbles is because they didn’t get to carry the ball earlier in the game. Well then why didn’t Chance fumble the first time he carried the ball?

P1- Tee Hee!!! Is that referee a member of the Mike Jackson Fan Club? Never seen a football official wear a glove in September.

P1, Tomorrow Tiki intercepts and scores!

P2, Marty Moon’s brother also hates Gil.

P3, Charlie, “Fat chance!”

Chance, “Nobody calls me that and lives.” Rut, Roh Gil has dissension in the ranks.

P2: “grrr, grrr,….grrrr”

Rucy Roh cannot keep Psycho Dad ( Don’t Call Me Chet) from coming out of the stands to give Gil a Milford beatdown, and get 3 years for Ag Assault. He and Del Bader listen to the games together on Pirate Radio in the joint.

P-4: Gee Chet, if you’re such a great coach why didn’t you teach Charlie how to hold on to the ball?

I think a better story line would have been Charlie and Tiki playing the same position.

P2: Just sayin’ maybe instead of throwing the ball around the other week you should have worked on handoffs and tackle breaking instead.

P2: “…poor Charlie….since he’s been workin’ with you, he couldn’t catch a cold…”