That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 22, 2019

Melissa realized that her naked yoga instructor was just a lech.

She realized that packing a backscratcher would have been nice, but then again she hadn’t packed anything else either.

Actually, that was poison ivy she was resting her face on.

Forget about the mosquitos, she’s sitting on an anthill.

Jen didn’t have an issue with letting the artist paint her body, but she wasn’t going to let anyone see her elephant-lobed ears.

“Aahh. That was a good sleep… Am I naked????”

“Ru·ben·esque,” children. Another word for “pulchritudinous.” Hmmmmm? In other words, Johnny: “beautiful!”

Don’t forget the sunscreen Jen. LOTS of sunscreen !

Lazy Warrior 2.

Suddenly, Miriam regretted not having shaved in a month.

“This, this is the pose you want? Really? Ok just hurry up and finish”

This is what you get if you don’t bring the baby in from under the cabbage leaves, on time.

On a beautiful day at the beach/ she was bitten where she couldn’t reach/ there’s always some catch/ some itch you can’t scratch/ tell me why, oh why can’t we impeach ?

Nice colors. Absurd pose.

Jen to her yoga instructor: “Are you sure this is right?”

Picture proof that those little buggers always bite you in a place that you just can’t reach to scratch!

Beer, brats and bread had a huge effect on the average German’s idea of beauty. But mostly it was the beer googles.

Difference between a pig and a fox. (I know, that is a very sexist joke, but it’s still funny [and often times true])

Fat Bottomed Girls…QUEEN

Jen didn’t mind spicing things up with Emil with a little sexy posing. Unfortunately, he rudely hung the painting in public. Which of course, let to their divorce.

She took a sniff of her pits, “Yeah I better jump back in the water”, she thought.

Jen was beginning to have doubts that this would be another “Birth of Venus”.

A Nude: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wei%C3%9F-Nude.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly B3 paper size painting.

https://dsn240givlerkelsey.wordpress.com/#post-71 

https://www.linotype.com/622/emil-rudolf-weiss.html 

https://www.lempertz.com/en/catalogues/lot/1055-1/170-emil-rudolf-weiss.html 

https://www.sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/we/emil-rudolf-weiss-1.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. The first 2 are about another aspect of his creativity, other than painting. Those who read German can probably find more about him. The last may disappear soon (didn’t know the Olympics had such events). This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2270 (August 21, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Oh no! My spray on tan’s gone funny.

Following the manual for folding a Swiss Army Wife. :>)

Egads – I’m naked! I could just curl up and die!

“how can I leave THIS behind?” – Spinal Tap

Doris had trouble enjoying the church picnic, feeling that she’d forgotten something important.

Spit take!

merry-june, reaching for the zipper to take off ugly fat suit, since Hugo left, she didn’t need it any more

jen takes casual friday seriously…

What’s funny to me is all the people who comment trying to be funnier than the writer…

First thought of Degas- one of the Women Bathing paintings but the colors are all wrong and some style differences. Perhaps Degas’ work is one of this painters inspirations.