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Flashbacked to the 70âs, where the company I worked for assigned a monetary value to digits. A lost finger was $2600. I guess this was to keep the lawyers away.
A guyâs talking to a pirate in a bar. He says âhow did you lose your leg?â and he says âwe had a fierce battle and I was hit by a cannonball.â The guy says âhow did you get the hook?â and he says âsword fight. I was holding me own and he got lucky and sliced me hand right off.â The guy says âwhatâs the story behind the eyepatch?â The pirate says âbird pooped in me eye.â The guy says âbird poop wouldnât cost you an eye!â and the pirate says âwell, it was my first day with the hook.â
noktar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Iâve a lot of hobbies
Dave Ferro over 5 years ago
âSue âem! Weâll only take halfâŠâ
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Too bad, you canât sue. Workmanâs comp is the real piracy.
unfair.de over 5 years ago
Is the boss eligible to suing? If so: against whom?
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Can you sue a crocodile?
joegeethree over 5 years ago
Flashbacked to the 70âs, where the company I worked for assigned a monetary value to digits. A lost finger was $2600. I guess this was to keep the lawyers away.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Seamen lost a lot of legs to loose cannons mangling them.
Milady Meg over 5 years ago
âYes. I have a peg leg and a real foot.â
Milady Meg over 5 years ago
A guyâs talking to a pirate in a bar. He says âhow did you lose your leg?â and he says âwe had a fierce battle and I was hit by a cannonball.â The guy says âhow did you get the hook?â and he says âsword fight. I was holding me own and he got lucky and sliced me hand right off.â The guy says âwhatâs the story behind the eyepatch?â The pirate says âbird pooped in me eye.â The guy says âbird poop wouldnât cost you an eye!â and the pirate says âwell, it was my first day with the hook.â
pcmcdonald over 5 years ago
The attorney is a pirate.
StephenRice over 5 years ago
âNothing at work, but me house be a death trap.â
syzygy47 over 5 years ago
âYeah, but you should see the other guy! No walkinâ away from thatâ
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
And did the injuries involve illegal acts?
gopher gofer over 5 years ago
âyes, it really hurt when my parrot left meâŠâ
smitty72 over 5 years ago
So . . . why would the pirate â without a useable right hand â put his gun in his belt this way?!