In an episode of M*A*S*H, the 4077 had a bowling contest vs. another unit. The other unit had a good bowler, and the 4077 was losing. The 4077 doctors tricked him into taking something that turned his urine blue. When he sought medical advice, the 4077 doctors told him he had to keep his back straight. Paying attention to keeping his back straight impaired his bowling ability.
This one should be called “Who Cares or Not” except for my curiosity regarding why the sharks are called “pocket” sharks. Are they that small or are they marsupials? :o]
Back in my paramedic days, I responded to a home where a morbidly obese woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law. The woman lived 24×7 on a bedside commode that the son-in-law had reinforced with 4×4 lumber. The poor woman had long been non-ambulatory and was unable to lie down, so she literally lived on this toilet. They took food to her, bathed her with wash cloths, and emptied the container under her. When we removed her to take her to the ER for a condition I won’t get into, it was the first time in months, they said, that she’d been off that toilet. It wasn’t a proper porcelain toilet, though, so I don’t know if Guinness Book would count it, but it seems to me that it should beat this guy’s measly 5-ish days by a long shot!
A simple and safe compound, Methylene Blue, causes blue urine. I used to have fun in the Infirmary with men who would have nothing wrong with them but would take away my time from more urgent patients. I would give them a pill of Methylene Red (both are used to calm bladders and to treat tropical fish) and wait for them to come back screaming that they were peeing blood. Good times…
Leroy almost 5 years ago
… after which he agreed to add some fiber to his diet.
pearlsbs almost 5 years ago
I guess Jimmy didn’t need to take a bathroom break.
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
Jimmy’s legs must’ve fallen asleep after that approximate five-day feat.
jasonsnakelover almost 5 years ago
Is that soda available in diet? Does it really do that?
Frimmy de Jenne
I’ve probably sat on the toilet for longer than that even though it wasn’t consecutive time.
Take care and may God bless.
DonPoole almost 5 years ago
I told my wife I couldn’t even make it to the “sit” offs.
wjones almost 5 years ago
That’s 1,392 trips to the bathroom for the average person.
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Jimmy endorses Taco Bell?
Aussie Down Under almost 5 years ago
That’s 116 hours of his life that Jimmy will never get back.
Aussie Down Under almost 5 years ago
An after thought. If Jimmy was sitting on the lid for 116 hours then he must surely also hold the record for not passing urine and defecating :)
Bittermelon of Truth almost 5 years ago
That soda should probably be called “Motley Blue.”
ljfuson Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And with no cellphone Jimmy?!… Wonder if he had any of that blue soda??
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-belgium-record-toilets/the-longest-toilet-break-belgian-sits-for-five-days-in-bid-for-record-idUSKCN1U723T
gee whiz…
seaton9 almost 5 years ago
Bet he still has cramps in his … legs
bluegirl285 almost 5 years ago
To those who tried Motley Brue: did it work?
Jogger2 almost 5 years ago
In an episode of M*A*S*H, the 4077 had a bowling contest vs. another unit. The other unit had a good bowler, and the 4077 was losing. The 4077 doctors tricked him into taking something that turned his urine blue. When he sought medical advice, the 4077 doctors told him he had to keep his back straight. Paying attention to keeping his back straight impaired his bowling ability.
Cary Rodda Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yet another example how Guinness jumped the shark a long time ago.
ruce42 almost 5 years ago
And he has the hemorrhoids to prove it
joefearsnothing almost 5 years ago
This one should be called “Who Cares or Not” except for my curiosity regarding why the sharks are called “pocket” sharks. Are they that small or are they marsupials? :o]
WestofthePecan Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Back in my paramedic days, I responded to a home where a morbidly obese woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law. The woman lived 24×7 on a bedside commode that the son-in-law had reinforced with 4×4 lumber. The poor woman had long been non-ambulatory and was unable to lie down, so she literally lived on this toilet. They took food to her, bathed her with wash cloths, and emptied the container under her. When we removed her to take her to the ER for a condition I won’t get into, it was the first time in months, they said, that she’d been off that toilet. It wasn’t a proper porcelain toilet, though, so I don’t know if Guinness Book would count it, but it seems to me that it should beat this guy’s measly 5-ish days by a long shot!
MDMom almost 5 years ago
. . . update . . .
https://blogs.psychcentral.com/psychoanalysis-now/2017/08/agoraphobia-living-in-a-bathroom/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ocQFBjQiCk
https://tucson.com/news/boyfriend-of-woman-stuck-to-toilet-wins-kansas-lottery-again/article_30203470-f4d8-5a5b-9a04-40c71af22923.html
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
Somehow, I don’t think “116 Hours” would make as good a movie as “127 Hours.”
yangeldf almost 5 years ago
is there a record for “dumbest record held?” Because the sitting on the toilet thing sounds like a contender for that
David Peters almost 5 years ago
Not much else to do in Belgium I’m told.
PatsyL.Paul almost 5 years ago
Maybe Jimmy should take a good laxative,
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
A simple and safe compound, Methylene Blue, causes blue urine. I used to have fun in the Infirmary with men who would have nothing wrong with them but would take away my time from more urgent patients. I would give them a pill of Methylene Red (both are used to calm bladders and to treat tropical fish) and wait for them to come back screaming that they were peeing blood. Good times…
Taracinablue almost 5 years ago
Heh heh. Pocket sharks.
basspro almost 5 years ago
Sorry I’ve have to say it “When you gotta go, you gotta go”, yup maybe someone committed before me but I didn’t see it.