Pickles by Brian Crane for September 29, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    Opal forgot to leave her name and number on José’s voice mail… not that he’ll call her back anyway.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  almost 5 years ago

    “Call back if you need to know the time again.”

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hubby got message on his business answering machine. Obviously from somebody who didn’t listen to his message.“Hello, Pam. This is —. Sorry I can’t make it.” Bet Pam wondered where in the world — was.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Opps ….

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    The phone, especially the cell annoys me to the enth degree and beyond….!

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    dorotheac928  almost 5 years ago

    Our phone number is one number different than a local car dealership – theirs has a 1 where ours is 4, so if someone misses the 1 they call us. The best we’ve been asked if we could jump the caller.

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    Isn’t Opal nice to do that for Jose?

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    joefearsnothing  almost 5 years ago

    One evening, when my wife and I were watching TV, the phone rang and I answered and the sexy female voice on the other end said " whatcha doin?" I said “nothin” she replied “wanna come over with pizza?” I said “ok where do you live?” and she said “Chuck?” I said “no I’m Joe!” She screamed “Aaarrrggghhh!” My wife said who was that ?"and I just said “wrong number.” ;o}

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    ForrestOverin  almost 5 years ago

    For some reason, this strikes me as funnier than ANY other ‘Pickles’ strip in YEARS!

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    stepzla  almost 5 years ago

    I got a message from Walmart pickup service in a town 100 miles east of us for Mrs. “NotMe”. She had failed to pick up her order and they wanted her to call back. That was an interesting return call.

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    Dani Rice  almost 5 years ago

    Back before Caller ID I got a call from a woman who said “Me and your husband are having an affair. Are you going to give him to me or do I have to fight you?”

    Hubby wouldn’t give the time of day to somebody who said “Me and your husband”, so I told her she could have him, “but you have to take one of the kids. I’ll decide which one. Be at the mailbox in an hour.”

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Y’know, Opal’s so… not exactly mean, usually, to Earl that I’m surprised she’s being nice here.

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