Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 02, 2019

Says the man who would be happy to never see any of it again.

Jimmy Johnson has sure lowered Arlo’s husband score lately.

Wow. Really stupid response, Arlo.

In case you wind up in the Emergency room. You need pretty and clean underwear.

Oh, just take her to Victoria’s or Frederick’s.

I would think that if anything, Arlo would be on board for an investment in new and sexy undies.

I was shopping for new undies, and the lady beside me was selecting very pretty things. Hot pink, midnight blue, all lacy and frou-frou. I wouldn’t have noticed except for the fact that she was wearing a hijab.

Really Arlo? We enjoy it even more than you do.

What Arlo doesn’t realize, and most men don’t, is that women’s underwear is often their secret “Super Suit” hidden by their conservative outer layer.

Ladies underwear is like the last step in serving a dish… PRESENTATION!

Oh Arlo, what happened to you?

I don’t pay as much attention to the dust cover when I get into my favorite book.

I’m 70 now and still enjoy wearing pretty underwear. It’s a choice.

Arlo, you stepped in to it up to your head. Now get your butt into Victoria’s and drop some coin. And make sure it is a little too SMALL, God Help you if you bring home Large.

Hey, the gift wrap matters!

Arlo doesn’t care. It’s all pretty much the same lying on the floor.

Oh, Janis, but if you go to Victoria’s Secret, you will get bummed out when they send you to the Tent and Awning section….

Arlo stomps in where angels fear to tread. (with apologies to Alexander Pope)

This actually happened to my son’s wife years ago. This was early on in their marriage. She ran a home daycare and had just sent the kids home for the evening. She changed out of her grubby sweats to greet my son when he got home. She noticed her leg was grey and called her mother who was a nurse. Her mother told her to get to the hospital immediately because it was possibly a blood clot (which it was). When she got there she realized she had on a pair of VERY sexy panties and was terribly embarrassed. Later when she told her mother about it her mother laughed and said that the Dr. was probably thinking “Heck, why doesn’t MY wife wear something like these sometimes.” Fortunately she lived to tell the tale :-)

He’s just saying, you look beautiful in anything you don’t wear.

No, Arlo. You are going to regret that comment.

It’s like looking in the mirror and realizing that’s not the way you think you look.

I hope he has nice undies, cause I think he’s about to need it

I went to Fredericks and was looking at some thongs. I found it necessary to tell the saleslady that I would wear them under my pantyhose. She told me I didn’t need an excuse to wear thongs, just go and strut it. I just grinned my head off. I was in my 60’s at that time.

I’m sure Janis buys her own underwear. If she doesn’t buy sexy stuff on her own, she shouldn’t complain. If Arolo is like me, he doesn’t need to see Janis in sexytime underwear, he sees her through his loving eyes.

Open mouth insert foot. No whoopie for you for awhile Arlo.

I always considered women’s underwear a “passing fancy”, something fancy and quickly passed…

“Why does it matter…?” Is that what Arlo said, “Why does it… matter…?” I thought I knew Arlo. Now I realize I don’t know him AT ALL.

This is an easy fix! Janis is still attractive and fit from all that walking she’s always doing. She should go shopping and pick out some pretty yet age appropriate lingerie. These days there are plenty of options out there. Go for it, Janis.

He doesn’t care what she wears, over or under, he just LOVES HER!

Gee, I wear the same kind of underwear I wore as a little kid – except for a bra that is the same type for maybe 50 years.

the save line: Your never in it long enough to matter.

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