That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 27, 2019

Yup, he met the girl from Ipanema on his business trip to Rio. The good news is he’ll let you keep the house.

Britney, who lives in a tropical environment and wears a fur coat, couldn’t figure why she was always so sweaty.

Oy, don’t eat the ice cream so fast!

Newscaster reporting on the latest comment by Trump.

What’s wrong with me? Why can’t I remember? Now, how did it go….? " Warm kitty, soft kitty…uh…uh….damn!"

Even though Penny’s parents tried for years, she never got the hang of blowing her nose.

The precursor to “The Dab.”

“I see a woman… a woman without… something. She doesn’t have… she says she doesn’t have her… “

Margaret was a lot more emotional reading the will than she had been during the marriage. It was a marvelous read, like a good shopping list.

Well, the title in Portuguese is “A carta”, which means “the letter.” Which pretty well takes away the hot flash/sweaty brow option. That still leaves a wonderful range of storylines. She could be crying because she’s so sad; she could be crying because she’s so happy.

One of the reasons it never caught on is that it would have required adding an infrared layer to the Bayer arrays.

“Good grief – says here she’s been expelled from basket-weaving college — now she’ll be back under the same roof with us, oh dear.”

The diagnosis was Hysteria and it was time to make another doctor’s appointment.

In the immortal words of Monty Python: “Ooops! I wet ’em!”

“Let me see.. was it, ‘oly oly, oly oly Anna, oly oly oly oly, oly oly Anna, dress it right and cover down, oly oly Anna, forty inches all around, oly oly Anna’ .. or was it, oly oly oly oly Anna, oly oly oly oly, oly oly Anna’ without the comma in the first line? Gawd, why did I agree to this?”

Irma knew it was only a matter of time, but the “Dear Jane” letter still came as a shock. When she’d said, “but it’s so small,” she was referring to John’s shoe size. Honestly.

The letter: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:EliseuVisconti-P904-A_carta.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/visconti_eliseu.html 

https://www.portovenereart.com/Artists/3179 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/eliseu-visconti 

https://www.encyclopedia.com/humanities/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/visconti-eliseu-dangelo-1866-1944 

https://eliseuvisconti.com.br/ 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the last in Portuguese, again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to than what’s perhaps pointed to by the title URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/08/06?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2273 (August 26, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

As she dabbed at her fevered brow/ she trembled, and wondered how/ she, who’d once felt secure/ could ever endure/ the sight of the plummeting Dow..

50 Shades Of Grey written in longhand foretold the popularity of the story before it went to the printers.

“My Dearest Winifred” – goodness, he’s already on a roll

“How I miss the warmth of your embrace!” – such heat in a letter, I may swoon

“The swelling of your bosom as you breath!” – Ohhh… such a naughty boy!

“I so wish to hear the sweet dulcet tones of your lovely voice!” Oh my! Oh MY! – [sound of someone falling on floor in a dead faint]

Brown and peach! If you don’t go out and buy some more colors I swear to gawd I’ll go work for that Degas character! I may have to get nekkid but at least I’ll know they’ll be more than two GD colors in the final product!!!!

Portrait of Emperor tRump’s proofreader.

“Heavens, Mr. Darcy, you do write the most provocative letters.”

How on earth could she ever convince everyone she was legally married? The rabbit died!! Now what was his name?……Ratsky Watsky?

She just couldn’t bear it any more. John had left the cap off the toothpaste for the third time in a week.

Sweaty face palm…

ZOLDA IS REMORSEFUL ABOUT CUTING HER HAIR FOR A STOLE, IT ITCHES.

“i begged him not to send me any more dick pics…”

After seeing the bill from the hairstylist for the cut and styling.