Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 19, 2019

Aw, Nuts!

Nuts in a hammock… That reminds me of something… Hmmm…

Next a downpour of autumn leaves will follow! Roll up the hammock.

Be careful Wiz. You might end up becoming an acorn-squash.

For the squirrels, it’s just beginning!

There’s some things you just can’t take lying down, Wiz.

Squirrels always cause trouble no matter which comic strip you read.

Trying to be a-corny, Wiz?

Just acorn-y joke.

Now that’s what I call a nut sack!

What a great place to keep all the nuts. Watch out Wiz. The squirrels have you in their sights.

Acorn season…..never know WHEN those nuts will drop

IF only my pecans had dropped into a hammock so neatly! They fell everywhere and had to be gathered one by one! I actually sold a lot of them, ate some and what the squirrels missed or buried gave me a huge clean-up job in the spring when they sprouted. :-)

but on the plus side, a lot of squirrels are going to be very happy.

Nah … the Wiz is just as much a nut as the nuts.

Tomorrow is the start of “squirrel season”

Leave your car parked under an oak and you’ll get an improvised percussion solo.

Nuts.

Chestnuts have hitting the ground for at least three weeks. The squirrels are growing tired of gathering all of them before I get any.