Herman by Jim Unger for September 27, 2019

Can you read the chart? Heck yeah. I know all those guys.

Yep, I am using that one on my next eye exam.

i love saying M.A.D.E.I.N.C.H.I.N.A. that’s lowest line i can read…

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I remember memorizing the letters for my Russian class ah, beh, veh, geh, deh, yeh, ya, zheh, zeh… My favorites were tseh, cheh, shah, and schyah. I can remember the letters, numbers and a few words but I’ve only had the opportunity to use the language sparingly in my life. It might be funny to hear an eye chart read in Russian.

This is a very tricky examination.

Is that Latin?

ooyaa eekspa igpag atinlay???

Ooday ooya eekspa igpay atinlay???

I never got Pig Latin. my friend could speak it, lose me in the dust.

So gonna use this. Thanks, Mr. Unger!