Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 06, 2019

There should be an allergy warning on the box.

Chock full o’ nuts.

“and we have a whooole case of ’em out back.”

Too bad the letters in the key can’t be enlarged; people with visual problems like mine won’t be able to read them…

Eat ’em and weep.

Cue the right: “See, we told you President Obama lied just as much or more than trump!” /s

Forrest Trump? “Life is like a box of chocolates.”

You should send boxes to the GOP and the Impeachment Committee.

Certified 100 % true – Now, thats the main joke !

How many Trump Disciples are capable of understanding this cartoon?

Hint: far left column, second from the top — same as the number of miles of new border wall.

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#TraitorTrump

#42? Who is ranked lower? I know that Grover Cleveland is counted twice, but that still leaves two.

A tasty source of never ending strips Mr. Trudeau.

This is pure genius.

And cue the trumpbots whining “Trudeau is just a liberal lackey”, and “Fake News” in 3…2…1…

Sorry, folks, but EVERY ONE OF THESE FACTS ARE TRUE!!!!!

THANKS – I never knew this…

Can’t read it.

Who in the hell was ranked lower than tRump by historians?!?!?! If anyone has a link to the rankings fo the that Trudeau is citing… please post it. I need to know who was considered more horrible.

“We choose truth over facts.”

I’m a little fuzzy on what the electoral college one means. I know someone will help me out, so thanks. A lot of work went into this strip.

You can also hold down Ctrl and use the mouse to make the page larger or smaller. But, it was still blurry on my monitor.

Argythree has the answers in the comments.

Most recent ranking of Trump by presidential historians – 42? They’re being very generous. I still say that he’ll be the WPOAT. (he still has time to set that record)

“I’m going to be working for you. I’m not going to have time to go play golf.” —Donald J. Trump, August, 2016 Source: trumpgolfcount.com

print is too small… can’t read it even enlarged !

Agreed…even at 500% they are just a blur. Could have at least had a side bar on hte website here.

Another brilliant strip! Another fact is that Trump has publicly admitted to many of the things being looked into for impeachment.

THANK YOU, Mr. Trudeau, for this stunning piece of statesmanship. I hope it’s put in every history textbook of the future.

That the cartoon is annoying in its own right is one thing. The tendentiousness and deceit wrap it up as a work of servile partisanship.

I know! I pay for this and there’s no way to read it!

Regarding the one in the lower right, “Most recent ranking of Trump by presidential historians”, I wonder who the lesser two (Grover Cleveland, who served two non-consecutive terms, counts as only one president) were?

A prime example of how the monocular view of the so-called ‘left’ (read: Just left of David Duke) fails to take into account the fact that a box of Democratic Party ‘facts’ (e.g.; ‘Russiagate’) would be no smaller or less egregious. The real fact is that our political system is broken and is non-functional; controlled by Capitalist interests focused on global neoliberal imperialism while using ‘identity’ issues (on both sides of the aisle) to divert the population’s attention from the facts. Mr. Trudeau of functioning as an emissary of that system. Great cartoonist but don’t lose track of his agenda.

Last line should read: “Mr. Trudeau IS functioning…”

The only reason I can read the “facts”(I won’t challenge or accept them without having a chance to do follow up research) is because I’m on a computer with enlarging capabilities.I can imagine those reading these on their phones are having a much more difficult time.

I had a hard time reading it even when I zoomed and brought it up to full screen…but it was worth it :)

I’m on my iPhone. No issues other than having to scroll to see it all once it was enlarged. Umm…. that’s what she said.

I keep a rectangular-with-handle magnifying glass near the computer for this very reason.

Love the cartoon but I had to get a strong magnifying glass to read it.

Here come the Russian bots and magats to try and change the narrative.

I’m related to James Buchanan, rated by historians as US’s the worst president ever. Rating Trump as #42 is dashing my dream of not being related to the cellar dweller.

Or on a computer.

speaking of conspiracy theories…watching program concerning ufo’s and theory I never heard before stating JFK was assassinated by CIA because he was about to release all the information about the Roswell incident

What an amazing concept. Well done Doonesbury team. Trouble is, those who get their facts from the comics are probably the same people who vote game show hosts for president. sigh…

The San Antonio Express-News failed to print this today. Wonder why?

Mr. Trudeau, when the time comes, please do an update of the “Guilty, guilty, guilty” strip.

The Democrats should look into hiring the Republicans’ head Propagandist. If he/she can make The Nitwit-in-Chief look this good, just think what he/she could do for the worst Democrat. (:

I feel sorry for people who get their political information basis from a severely biased cartoon. I miss the days of Zonker and his puddle, Phred and BD.

Lies and spin sounds like the DNC and CNN to me. (And to most of the Country.)

If a fact is blurry, is it still a fact?

As a result of Trump publicly admitting the things he is being charged with, one would think that an investigation would not be necessary. They could go straight to the impeachment itself, not an inquiry or investigation. He can’t continue to say that he was just kidding either, that one is getting old. Nor can he say that he was ignorant of the law. Anyone else would be told that ignorance of the law is no excuse. It is a fact that he publicly confessed to the things he was accused of doing!

Probably a brilliant strip, but it’s too small for me to read.

Good concept, but poorly designed. The key in the box lid should not be so hard to read.

Former President Barack Obama made the statement at the Hindustan Times’ Leadership Summit in late November of 2017.“Those who watch Fox News and those who read the New York Times occupy completely different realities. If I watch Fox News, I wouldn’t vote for me,” he said. “Because there’s this unrecognizable character … I would watch it [and say] ‘Who is that guy? This character named Barack Obama and he’s just portrayed in these weird ways.’”

The comment was reported by Newsweek in its Dec. 1, 2017 issue.

How about number of new wars of choice started? (That we know about.)

Do it bigger next time

Argythree hit the nail on the head – what was Trudeau thinking? What’s the point of a cartoon like this that can’t be read by anyone who uses reading glasses/dozen other vision issues? Thanks for nothing, Gary.

But, we all already know this and it’s not important, trivial stuff!

Almost impossible to read

Expiration date on side of box: best if used before November 3, 2020!

according to CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times, The Washington Post, and your point is?

Well life is like a box of chocolates! But this one….Yikes! Lol!