Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 13, 2022

Could be a deviated septum as well

It’s those pencils in his pocket, they made him top heavy and gravity did the rest.

It’s the pants.

He is just on the x axis, when he wishes to be on the y axis.

I thought Stewart was obtuse to notice.

Fortunately a message has been sent out: “Help, I’ve deviated from the perpendicular and can’t reorient myself.”

At least part of him has.

He looked at the thermometer and saw 63°, and he was inclined to emulate it.

So Stewart deviated from the straight and narrow path? Now he’s paying for it.

I hate it when that happens

Stewart has clearly died from his injuries, indicated by the rigor mortis in his fingers.

Geometry was never a strong point for Stewart.

At least it wasn’t a face plant.

Oh, come on, we all know from whence this situation arises… Scooter, king of the horizontal Ballard Street Resident!

Deviated from the vertical, actually. Perpendicular could be to any surface. Pedantic enough?

He should carry a yo-yo to use as a plumb bob. :)

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Perpendicular.. or peculiar? Personally I am leaning to peculiar but only because it seems endemic on Ballard St.

Still, Stew has enough presence of mind to signal a hit-and-run play.

Stewart is a deviant? Stewart has fallen and can’t giddy-up?

It’s the third time today too.

Could be an inner ear issue!