Calvin, when Mom or Dad come down, tell them very politely and with all seriousness that this is the only life I get so I intend to use it to full advantage.
Well Calvin, if your life is slipping away, watching cartoons is a good thing. But I suspect that the only thing on that time of night is the test pattern. .
I think TV gets a bit of a bad rap. We are story telling, story loving creatures. Nobody gives you a hard time about going to see a play; why is it so awful to see what is essentially a video of a play?
Hudda thunk you could actually learn something by reading the often trite comments on comics. Thanks. Pascal’s Wager, an interesting concept. “If we wager that God exists and we are right, we win everything. If we wager that God exists and we are wrong, we lose nothing.” “You would be impudent,” Pascal said, “to wager that God does not exist.” So Pascal infers that if you wager that God does not exist, and you are wrong, you will suffer eternally."
Why is she waking her husband over this? Surely she can turn off the TV herself. Maybe she thinks it’s only fair that he be as sleep-deprived as she is.
The main thing I wanted, in my youth, was a “no need to sleep” pill. I would have spent most of the extra time playing with my electric train or reading.
Every once and a while weekend mornings, Dad’ll come in,slap my butt under the blanket, and growl, “Git up slap some bacon on a biscuit & let’s go, we’re burning daylight..!”
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Calvin bets against Pascal’s wager.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
if it were the TV, Mom, would it be an informercial on atheism or something?
jmworacle about 5 years ago
Calvin is about to get the answer to his question.
flagmichael about 5 years ago
If there is no afterlife there is no time in which we would have regrets.
Bilan about 5 years ago
When you get older, you realize you’ve wasted all those precious moments on the tv.
LeeCox about 5 years ago
That would never fly in my house when I was a kid. If I got caught watching TV when I was supposed to be in bed — back I went, end of discussion!
Watcher about 5 years ago
Calvin, when Mom or Dad come down, tell them very politely and with all seriousness that this is the only life I get so I intend to use it to full advantage.
JudyHendrickson about 5 years ago
oooooo the brats at it again!!
Anathema Premium Member about 5 years ago
What if there is an afterlife and you still don’t get a second chance? Be This Guy mentioned Pascal’s Wager.
codycab about 5 years ago
I’ll bet Calvin is gonna tell his parents, “They’re heeere”.
rshive about 5 years ago
Well Calvin, if your life is slipping away, watching cartoons is a good thing. But I suspect that the only thing on that time of night is the test pattern. .
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 5 years ago
Don’t count the minutes; Just make the minutes count☺♥
Barry1941 about 5 years ago
I love the fourth panel
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
So, late-night TV is the best way to spend your precious little time on this Earth?
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
Geez! The way she looks, it’s a wonder they ever had Calvin.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 5 years ago
Yawn… TV is so overrated.
nuncanunca about 5 years ago
I think TV gets a bit of a bad rap. We are story telling, story loving creatures. Nobody gives you a hard time about going to see a play; why is it so awful to see what is essentially a video of a play?
cj7ole about 5 years ago
Hudda thunk you could actually learn something by reading the often trite comments on comics. Thanks. Pascal’s Wager, an interesting concept. “If we wager that God exists and we are right, we win everything. If we wager that God exists and we are wrong, we lose nothing.” “You would be impudent,” Pascal said, “to wager that God does not exist.” So Pascal infers that if you wager that God does not exist, and you are wrong, you will suffer eternally."
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Interesting conversations here – who’d have thunk it would be inspired by a 6 year old cartoon character?
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
This is it. Enjoy it while you can.
circleM about 5 years ago
Heck when I was a kid we only had broadcast stations and most of them signed off at midnight.
Teto85 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Putting the fear of god into a child is bullying bordering on abuse.
GreggW Premium Member about 5 years ago
Where there is no television the people perish.
BRBurns1960 about 5 years ago
Nope, don’t hear a thing.
jel354 about 5 years ago
C’mon Calvin. Surely you can come up with more creative uses of that “limited” time.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
Why is she waking her husband over this? Surely she can turn off the TV herself. Maybe she thinks it’s only fair that he be as sleep-deprived as she is.
Auntie Socialist about 5 years ago
Time’s a-wastin’ to start wasting time!
Concretionist about 5 years ago
The main thing I wanted, in my youth, was a “no need to sleep” pill. I would have spent most of the extra time playing with my electric train or reading.
yangeldf about 5 years ago
you need to sleep, sure you miss out on about a third of the day, but that’s better than dying from exhaustion in a week
cosman about 5 years ago
Every once and a while weekend mornings, Dad’ll come in,slap my butt under the blanket, and growl, “Git up slap some bacon on a biscuit & let’s go, we’re burning daylight..!”