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Calvin, when Mom or Dad come down, tell them very politely and with all seriousness that this is the only life I get so I intend to use it to full advantage.
Well Calvin, if your life is slipping away, watching cartoons is a good thing. But I suspect that the only thing on that time of night is the test pattern. .
I think TV gets a bit of a bad rap. We are story telling, story loving creatures. Nobody gives you a hard time about going to see a play; why is it so awful to see what is essentially a video of a play?
Hudda thunk you could actually learn something by reading the often trite comments on comics. Thanks. Pascalâs Wager, an interesting concept. âIf we wager that God exists and we are right, we win everything. If we wager that God exists and we are wrong, we lose nothing.â âYou would be impudent,â Pascal said, âto wager that God does not exist.â So Pascal infers that if you wager that God does not exist, and you are wrong, you will suffer eternally."
Why is she waking her husband over this? Surely she can turn off the TV herself. Maybe she thinks itâs only fair that he be as sleep-deprived as she is.
The main thing I wanted, in my youth, was a âno need to sleepâ pill. I would have spent most of the extra time playing with my electric train or reading.
Every once and a while weekend mornings, Dadâll come in,slap my butt under the blanket, and growl, âGit up slap some bacon on a biscuit & letâs go, weâre burning daylight..!â
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Calvin bets against Pascalâs wager.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
if it were the TV, Mom, would it be an informercial on atheism or something?
jmworacle over 5 years ago
Calvin is about to get the answer to his question.
flagmichael over 5 years ago
If there is no afterlife there is no time in which we would have regrets.
Bilan over 5 years ago
When you get older, you realize youâve wasted all those precious moments on the tv.
LeeCox over 5 years ago
That would never fly in my house when I was a kid. If I got caught watching TV when I was supposed to be in bed â back I went, end of discussion!
Watcher over 5 years ago
Calvin, when Mom or Dad come down, tell them very politely and with all seriousness that this is the only life I get so I intend to use it to full advantage.
JudyHendrickson over 5 years ago
oooooo the brats at it again!!
Anathema Premium Member over 5 years ago
What if there is an afterlife and you still donât get a second chance? Be This Guy mentioned Pascalâs Wager.
codycab over 5 years ago
Iâll bet Calvin is gonna tell his parents, âTheyâre heeereâ.
rshive over 5 years ago
Well Calvin, if your life is slipping away, watching cartoons is a good thing. But I suspect that the only thing on that time of night is the test pattern. .
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 5 years ago
Donât count the minutes; Just make the minutes countâșâ„
Barry1941 over 5 years ago
I love the fourth panel
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
So, late-night TV is the best way to spend your precious little time on this Earth?
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Geez! The way she looks, itâs a wonder they ever had Calvin.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 5 years ago
Yawn⊠TV is so overrated.
nuncanunca over 5 years ago
I think TV gets a bit of a bad rap. We are story telling, story loving creatures. Nobody gives you a hard time about going to see a play; why is it so awful to see what is essentially a video of a play?
cj7ole over 5 years ago
Hudda thunk you could actually learn something by reading the often trite comments on comics. Thanks. Pascalâs Wager, an interesting concept. âIf we wager that God exists and we are right, we win everything. If we wager that God exists and we are wrong, we lose nothing.â âYou would be impudent,â Pascal said, âto wager that God does not exist.â So Pascal infers that if you wager that God does not exist, and you are wrong, you will suffer eternally."
WCraft over 5 years ago
Interesting conversations here â whoâd have thunk it would be inspired by a 6 year old cartoon character?
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
This is it. Enjoy it while you can.
circleM over 5 years ago
Heck when I was a kid we only had broadcast stations and most of them signed off at midnight.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Putting the fear of god into a child is bullying bordering on abuse.
GreggW Premium Member over 5 years ago
Where there is no television the people perish.
BRBurns1960 over 5 years ago
Nope, donât hear a thing.
jel354 over 5 years ago
Câmon Calvin. Surely you can come up with more creative uses of that âlimitedâ time.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
Why is she waking her husband over this? Surely she can turn off the TV herself. Maybe she thinks itâs only fair that he be as sleep-deprived as she is.
Auntie Socialist over 5 years ago
Timeâs a-wastinâ to start wasting time!
Concretionist over 5 years ago
The main thing I wanted, in my youth, was a âno need to sleepâ pill. I would have spent most of the extra time playing with my electric train or reading.
yangeldf over 5 years ago
you need to sleep, sure you miss out on about a third of the day, but thatâs better than dying from exhaustion in a week
cosman over 5 years ago
Every once and a while weekend mornings, Dadâll come in,slap my butt under the blanket, and growl, âGit up slap some bacon on a biscuit & letâs go, weâre burning daylight..!â