BRINGGGG BRINNGG Captain Ahab: From Hell's heart I stab at thee: For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!
Blasted Ahab can’t he see I’m relaxing!
Call me Ishmael – or perhaps Isaac?!
Remember the Star Trek villain who loved to quote this book? Sometimes directly, sometimes paraphrased….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsYT8YHL-R0
Can’t a whale just relax without being hounded by a psycho?
This whale will have as much trouble turning the pages as a tyrannosaur would have at gripping anything!
Khaaaan!!! :-D
Or Khan.
It’s your agent: you’re scheduled for a book signing in Bliss.
Oh Moby you’re such a
Um, Moby? Tis for you.
“Sorry, you have the wrong number, there is James T. Kirk here.”
“For the last time tell Ricardo Montalban that I’m not William Shatner.”
“Moby, it’s for you. Someone wants you to have Ahaby day!”
On the subject of Sr. Montalban, I am reminded of his commentary on the five stages of a Hollywood career:
1. Who is Ricardo Montalban?
2. Get me Ricardo Montalban
3. Get me a Ricardo Montalban type
4. Get me a young Ricardo Montalban
5. Who is Ricardo Montalban?
Brilliant.
What, they don’t have giant viewer screen in the house?
Oh Grandma! Did you forget to take the green pill again?
I hate getting those Robocalls.
When I read the first panel, I thought the call was from Eva Rose.
All aboard the good ship Pequod! We seek the great White Whale.
Put him on the DNC list.
Uh…. shouldn’t that be Kirk sitting in the chair? : )
I’m sorry, Captain Ahab, but Moby Dick can’t come to the phone right now. Shall I convey your message? Oh. Okay. Never mind….
A radial dial phone?
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
Blasted Ahab can’t he see I’m relaxing!
Nachikethass almost 5 years ago
Call me Ishmael – or perhaps Isaac?!
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Remember the Star Trek villain who loved to quote this book? Sometimes directly, sometimes paraphrased….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsYT8YHL-R0
rshive almost 5 years ago
Can’t a whale just relax without being hounded by a psycho?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This whale will have as much trouble turning the pages as a tyrannosaur would have at gripping anything!
jkime almost 5 years ago
Khaaaan!!! :-D
jamescordeiro almost 5 years ago
Or Khan.
cooganm Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It’s your agent: you’re scheduled for a book signing in Bliss.
The Pro from Dover almost 5 years ago
Oh Moby you’re such a
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Um, Moby? Tis for you.
eolan59 almost 5 years ago
“Sorry, you have the wrong number, there is James T. Kirk here.”
Liam Astle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“For the last time tell Ricardo Montalban that I’m not William Shatner.”
DoktorScheisskopf almost 5 years ago
“Moby, it’s for you. Someone wants you to have Ahaby day!”
skipper1992 almost 5 years ago
On the subject of Sr. Montalban, I am reminded of his commentary on the five stages of a Hollywood career:
1. Who is Ricardo Montalban?
2. Get me Ricardo Montalban
3. Get me a Ricardo Montalban type
4. Get me a young Ricardo Montalban
5. Who is Ricardo Montalban?
newyorkslim almost 5 years ago
Brilliant.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
What, they don’t have giant viewer screen in the house?
warjoski Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh Grandma! Did you forget to take the green pill again?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I hate getting those Robocalls.
Airbender almost 5 years ago
When I read the first panel, I thought the call was from Eva Rose.
Pequod almost 5 years ago
All aboard the good ship Pequod! We seek the great White Whale.
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
Put him on the DNC list.
Snoots almost 5 years ago
Uh…. shouldn’t that be Kirk sitting in the chair? : )
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
I’m sorry, Captain Ahab, but Moby Dick can’t come to the phone right now. Shall I convey your message? Oh. Okay. Never mind….
WDD over 4 years ago
A radial dial phone?