Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 30, 2019

A good assurance that ONE of those should find its mark.

He needs all the help he can get.

Look….He is using his marshmallow tool from last nights campfire.

How is he managing to hold that up?

Ok, I think he gets the point

Oh, he’s making a pointed reference to his lack of skill.

With his skill set he’ll fall on it and injury himself.

I had no idea that he was that strong…

That’s par for the course.

X marks the spots

Is that for 9 or 18 jousts?

Wow! The horse, the knight and most of the stands had better get the heck out of the way.

It’s not the number of lances, it’s how you use your lance.

I yield, Sir.

That multi-lance would be so heavy, I doubt that Rodney could carry it. They were made from wood, not aluminum. Even aluminum could be heave in a large enough quantity.

Where are the shields?

still feel like my money’s on the other guy though…

His horse also has a handicap; the rider is Sir Rodney.

MIRV

With those puny arms it must have rollers to ride on the rail dividing them.

Add carbide tips and I think you have a winner.

What about his mental handicap?

That doesn’t look very handy to me. Nor is he wearing a cap.

What would the seven-fold lance be of use if the adversary says “boo”?