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Brad needs to do what George Costanza did in one episode of Seinfeld called āThe Oppositeā: āif every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be rightā . Things turned out well for George in that episode.
Iām actually pretty shocked this one got past the censors of 1980-something. I mean, it was pretty shocking when Luann had her first period, wasnāt it?
I could see only one way out that might save face. Say he was so excited to go out he mentioned it to his dad, he got serious and gave him āthe talkā, and he insisted Brad have the, ahem, on him. TMI?
āIt may sound presumptuous, butā¦heyā¦with $12 spent - only half of which is me - it seemed reasonable to expect some gratitude here. But if you pushed it, Iām not ready to be a father or catch whatever diseases you may have picked up, but I also donāt want to hurt your feelings by turning you down. It would be rude.ā
Probably a āfrench envelopeā, to be quaint. Donāt carry them in your wallet. Body heat degrades latex. There is no point in using one that leaks.
pseudomao over 4 years ago
Mega awkward!! oof
Tyge over 4 years ago
Smooth move, Dude.
Prescott_Philosopher over 4 years ago
So she does have some experience to know what it is and itās use.
wiatr over 4 years ago
āAnd thus endeth the dateā¦ā
Macushlalondra over 4 years ago
Sheās going to say you were being presumptuous and sheās right. Iād demand to be taken home right now. And no stops on the way!
amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Smooth move Exlax.
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
āBecause you never knowā ~ Duane Dibley ~ Red Dwarf
hammytech over 4 years ago
Heāll be lucky if she doesnāt demand he pay for her taxi ride homeā¦ DATE OVER MAN!!!
TampaFanatic1 over 4 years ago
Brad needs to do what George Costanza did in one episode of Seinfeld called āThe Oppositeā: āif every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be rightā . Things turned out well for George in that episode.
Jabroniville Premium Member over 4 years ago
Iām actually pretty shocked this one got past the censors of 1980-something. I mean, it was pretty shocking when Luann had her first period, wasnāt it?
GirlGeek Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ohā¦she finally got his name right
Cronkers McGee Premium Member over 4 years ago
The situation brought his name to her attention. Will the date continue or is it over and out? We will see tomorrow. Stay tuned!
syzygy47 over 4 years ago
I could see only one way out that might save face. Say he was so excited to go out he mentioned it to his dad, he got serious and gave him āthe talkā, and he insisted Brad have the, ahem, on him. TMI?
Aladar30 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Oopsā¦
HarryLime over 4 years ago
Brad wonāt be āmovingā Heaven & Earth any time soon.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ohā¦myā¦GAW!
donwalter over 4 years ago
ā¦canāt WAIT to see where this goesā¦
micromos over 4 years ago
Arenāt they standard issue with wallets? That would have been my answer.
noahproblem over 4 years ago
$12 for two? Today youād be lucky to get one into a movie at that price. And, speaking of getting only one into a movieā¦
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 4 years ago
āIt may sound presumptuous, butā¦heyā¦with $12 spent - only half of which is me - it seemed reasonable to expect some gratitude here. But if you pushed it, Iām not ready to be a father or catch whatever diseases you may have picked up, but I also donāt want to hurt your feelings by turning you down. It would be rude.ā
Retired Dude over 4 years ago
Rookie mistake.
Scoutmaster77 over 4 years ago
Tell the truth, man. Itās your only way outā¦ maybe.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Probably a āfrench envelopeā, to be quaint. Donāt carry them in your wallet. Body heat degrades latex. There is no point in using one that leaks.
Brian Fink over 4 years ago
He should have gotten the one āribbed for her pleasureā