Brad needs to do what George Costanza did in one episode of Seinfeld called “The Opposite”: “if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right” . Things turned out well for George in that episode.
I’m actually pretty shocked this one got past the censors of 1980-something. I mean, it was pretty shocking when Luann had her first period, wasn’t it?
I could see only one way out that might save face. Say he was so excited to go out he mentioned it to his dad, he got serious and gave him ‘the talk’, and he insisted Brad have the, ahem, on him. TMI?
“It may sound presumptuous, but…hey…with $12 spent - only half of which is me - it seemed reasonable to expect some gratitude here. But if you pushed it, I’m not ready to be a father or catch whatever diseases you may have picked up, but I also don’t want to hurt your feelings by turning you down. It would be rude.”
pseudomao about 4 years ago
Mega awkward!! oof
Tyge about 4 years ago
Smooth move, Dude.
Prescott_Philosopher about 4 years ago
So she does have some experience to know what it is and it’s use.
wiatr about 4 years ago
“And thus endeth the date…”
Macushlalondra about 4 years ago
She’s going to say you were being presumptuous and she’s right. I’d demand to be taken home right now. And no stops on the way!
amethyst52 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Smooth move Exlax.
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
“Because you never know” ~ Duane Dibley ~ Red Dwarf
hammytech about 4 years ago
He’ll be lucky if she doesn’t demand he pay for her taxi ride home… DATE OVER MAN!!!
TampaFanatic1 about 4 years ago
Brad needs to do what George Costanza did in one episode of Seinfeld called “The Opposite”: “if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right” . Things turned out well for George in that episode.
Jabroniville Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’m actually pretty shocked this one got past the censors of 1980-something. I mean, it was pretty shocking when Luann had her first period, wasn’t it?
GirlGeek Premium Member about 4 years ago
Oh…she finally got his name right
Cronkers McGee Premium Member about 4 years ago
The situation brought his name to her attention. Will the date continue or is it over and out? We will see tomorrow. Stay tuned!
syzygy47 about 4 years ago
I could see only one way out that might save face. Say he was so excited to go out he mentioned it to his dad, he got serious and gave him ‘the talk’, and he insisted Brad have the, ahem, on him. TMI?
Aladar30 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Oops…
HarryLime Premium Member about 4 years ago
Brad won’t be “moving” Heaven & Earth any time soon.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Oh…my…GAW!
donwalter about 4 years ago
…can’t WAIT to see where this goes…
micromos about 4 years ago
Aren’t they standard issue with wallets? That would have been my answer.
noahproblem about 4 years ago
$12 for two? Today you’d be lucky to get one into a movie at that price. And, speaking of getting only one into a movie…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 4 years ago
“It may sound presumptuous, but…hey…with $12 spent - only half of which is me - it seemed reasonable to expect some gratitude here. But if you pushed it, I’m not ready to be a father or catch whatever diseases you may have picked up, but I also don’t want to hurt your feelings by turning you down. It would be rude.”
Retired Dude about 4 years ago
Rookie mistake.
Scoutmaster77 about 4 years ago
Tell the truth, man. It’s your only way out… maybe.
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
Probably a “french envelope”, to be quaint. Don’t carry them in your wallet. Body heat degrades latex. There is no point in using one that leaks.
Brian Fink about 4 years ago
He should have gotten the one “ribbed for her pleasure”