Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 25, 2019

Politics is so depressing that I am convinced that it would be better to abolish politics in order to improve the mental health of the population. It would result in much cheaper health care for the taxpayer, so (except for the ultra rich) it would benefit everyone.

… the following political debate and analysis is sponsored by makers of Cymbalta, Pristiq, Viibryd, Prozac, Zoloft, Desyrel, Paxil, Lexapro, and Effexor.

I believe it!

Alcohol is termed a ‘depressant.’ So long as Buttercup is at 1600, no one will ever need a substitute.

Not us, we just turn to God for strength and hope…and hope that this mistake they elected in 2016 is gone in 2021.

America is over drugged, over charged, , and under payed!

reminds me of the old line about politics, that it comes from poly- meaning “many” and ticks “blood-sucking creatures”…

So true!!!!

Another case of “This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so true!”

“To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems” – Homer Simpson

Alcohol won’t solve your problems. But neither will milk.

really!!!

As musician Joe Walsh once said, “I was only drunk once—for twenty years.”

At some point all we can do is sit back, eat popcorn, and laugh.

I’m guessing the commotion on the road either involved alcohol or Sir Rodney.

Political news might be more interesting if it were sponsored by Viagra, but I am thinking Government is getting to big already.

The 3rd panel is perfect with regards to what is going on today in the political arena.

From THE SHORT BUS SONG:

We’re short thirty drivers,

Well, who would’ve thunk?

Hard to face ’em sober,

Not legal to drive drunk.

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Medication’s indicated,

What a fine thing that would be,

For my special riders,

Or maybe just for me.

Sounds like the Hollywood freeway this morning (or any morning).