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Can Tarzan escape? Or will he succumb to the foaming death? Did Brister not read the Evil Overlord Rules? Tune in next week, same ape-time, same ape-channel!
Having assembled his rickety contraption of sticks and leaves and creeper, Brister hiked up his goiter, checked that his trusty pistol was still uselessly holstered, then inexplicably ambled off into the bushes to give his captives time and privacy in which to free themselves with their [Tarzan’s] steely thews and razor-sharp chin.
I can’t believe Tarzan didn’t attack them when they untied his hands to stake him to the ground. Your best chance of escape comes early. If a bad guy wants to relocate you, it will be to their advantage, not yours.
I guess Brister has never watched any James Bond films (nor even a good old Austin Powers one)—these ridiculous long-drawn out murder plans never work! Even Scott Evil knew that! He kept telling his dad, the Doctor, “let me just shoot him”, but “No!”; and, of course, Austin escaped. Sad, and entirely preventable!
meg_grif over 5 years ago
Can Tarzan escape? Or will he succumb to the foaming death? Did Brister not read the Evil Overlord Rules? Tune in next week, same ape-time, same ape-channel!
favm over 5 years ago
He will regret not shooting Tarzan.
J Short over 5 years ago
Tarzan dies from boredom.
Polsixe over 5 years ago
Must need quite a heavy dosage for this poison to be effective, force a gallon of goop down their throats.
WoodstockJack over 5 years ago
Having assembled his rickety contraption of sticks and leaves and creeper, Brister hiked up his goiter, checked that his trusty pistol was still uselessly holstered, then inexplicably ambled off into the bushes to give his captives time and privacy in which to free themselves with their [Tarzan’s] steely thews and razor-sharp chin.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
They would have been dead last week if he’d just shoot them.
Old Comic Strip Lover over 5 years ago
The only thing tortuous about Brister’s plan is Brister’s monologue explaining it.
Sportymonk over 5 years ago
I can’t believe Tarzan didn’t attack them when they untied his hands to stake him to the ground. Your best chance of escape comes early. If a bad guy wants to relocate you, it will be to their advantage, not yours.
sundogusa over 5 years ago
Karma! Once Tarzan is free, Bristers just might get a taste of his own poison.
Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago
Tarzan is just biding his time…why? Curiosity?
jtt over 5 years ago
Of course, Brister could just cap ’em both with his gat… Nah! Way too easy!
anomaly over 5 years ago
The only way to stop Brister’s evil plan would be for Tarzan to turn his head to avoid the poison. But who would ever expect him to think of that?
Ushindi over 5 years ago
I guess Brister has never watched any James Bond films (nor even a good old Austin Powers one)—these ridiculous long-drawn out murder plans never work! Even Scott Evil knew that! He kept telling his dad, the Doctor, “let me just shoot him”, but “No!”; and, of course, Austin escaped. Sad, and entirely preventable!
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
These Mad Scientist (and related) types always overthink what should be coldly efficient quick murder.
WoodstockJack over 5 years ago
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