That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 17, 2019

“I’m from the Acme File Cabinet Company and do we a product for you!”

“Heh, heh. Pull my finger.”

“You’re my public defender – they said the charge was ‘manspreading’. What the H#LL are they talking about?”

“What do you mean you don’t know where you put my tax returns?”

Some people keep records in files, some keep them in piles.

Arthur is trying to avert his gaze from where Matthew wants him to look. – Again.

Sooooo…..what is the cost of the timeshare on your bridge? Can you get me a deal???

No…relax, being disbarred doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to drink!

After George drank his life savings away, he couldn’t afford one of those high priced lawyers, so he went to Larry’s Quicky Divorce & Auto repair, LLC.

“Look,Fred,I hope that’s a bookshelf behind us and not a Murphy bed about to come down on us. “

“You know George, if you don’t get off that damn cell phone, I’m going to snatch it out of your hand and put it where the sun don’t shine!….. Now!”

I’m sorry Mr Mueller, we appear to have lost Mr Trump’s tax return.

Listen Dewey, I couldn’t have done that murder. I was alone, but I was surfing gay porn – check my browser history!

Wake me up when it’s over….

“I have a wide stance when going to the bathroom.”

Carson, I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go. Due to soaring maintenance expenses, Downton Abbey is going condo.

Nice hi-fi.

“Your vaunted professional skills/ seem to end with divorces and wills/ You suck at accounting../ and there’s evidence mounting/ that you haven’t been paying my bills !”

“Look, Rudy, I know you’re supposed to be a hotshot political advisor, but having me tell everyone in Salem that it’s a witch hunt, doesn’t sound like such a hot idea.”

“Brings you Joy” doesn’t count when you have the tastes of Oscar the Grouch.

A Country Lawyer: 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?id=13434 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/henry_edward_lamson.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=597 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/edward-lamson-henry/ 

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/11060 

https://americanart.si.edu/artist/edward-lamson-henry-2175 

https://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/74131280_edward-lamson-henry-1841-1919-charleston-boat 

https://static.livebooks.com/a8b805842d124ed6bae8629e30926996/r/cce76043572a4d8d936e3d18ae89442c/1/Edward%20Lamson%20Henry%20Biography.pdf 

https://www.caldwellgalleryhudson.com/artists/edward-lamson-henry 

https://rogallery.com/Henry_Edward_Lamson/henry-biography.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2309 (October 16, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

This is the third time this week you’ve been asking me about your neighbor’s tree. You do know that I charge by the hour, right?