Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 31, 2019

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    Because it’s a real werewolf and chocolate is bad for them, just like for dogs, you see.

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    B UTTONS  about 5 years ago

    Red from Red and Rover really traveled far for Trick-or-Treating.

    Where’s Rover? At the Fink’s castle?

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    juncarlo  about 5 years ago

    If Wiz doesn’t give him something good, he will surely leave a stinky trick in his garden.

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    Zykoic  about 5 years ago

    Now that’s funny!

    No chocolate, not artificial sweeteners, no grapes but an occasional rabbit or field mouse, just fine.

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    meg_grif  about 5 years ago

    And it’s not just any chocolate; it’s wrapped in silver foil!

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    vree66 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Good reminder to people that dogs and cats can die from chocolate. Good PSA!

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    Dianne50  about 5 years ago

    If he didn’t want chocolate why did he go trick-or-treating in the first place?

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 5 years ago

    I just wondered about the king going door to door “what a great costume” " no it’s really me I want in on this give away"

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    suv2000  about 5 years ago

    Yes yes he is

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Ever notice that people actually expect you to be whatever your costume is and seem a little disappointed when you can not actually fly as Superman? I mean really, they are in a Wizards suit. Can they levitate a feather?

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    Nuke Road Warrior  about 5 years ago

    So, in the event of a werewolf outbreak, stock up on chocolate bars as well as silver bullets?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’m guessing a box of raisins is also out of the question?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 5 years ago

    Besides wolfing things down, dogs also enjoy licking a nearly empty bowl, nearly clean plate, etc., beyond the point when mere mortal humans can see anything remaining on the bowl, plate, etc.

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