Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 07, 2019

I guess i am a ghost. All i have is a Motorola flip phone.

Enough with the T-rex.

I’m with allen@home with this one.

Casio flip phone. The only reason I’ll upgrade is when they drop 3G.

Ghost with a Pantech flip here. Never heard of Pantech, me neither, but it was all AT&T was offering eight years ago. On my third battery, which is dying.

I’m a ghost too and I really don’t feel like I’m missing anything………………….

Smartphones are great for unorganized people who have nothing more important to do than stare at a screen for hours on end.

(Kidding! Kidding! Not really. No, really. No…no…)

Sounds like there is more than one dinosaur around here. Start showing him pictures of people’s meals to get him excited about it.

So Fry & Lewis admit they’re not funny today.

“If these smartphones are so addictive, why does everyone own one?”

So the Saudi Clown Prince’s henchmen inside Twitter can easily direct the kill team to his targets.

Flip phone for talking … Laptop for computer stuff because I hate the small screens that make the eye doctors a lot more work ;-) Not a ghost but you may still see through me … sort of like smoke :-)

No smartphone here, I like my stupid phone and have absolutely no intention of getting a smartphone.

Smartphones are too smart.