Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 13, 2019

Those men who followed the advice of that book, had a certain AIR about them! LOL

Sure—No one notices the bad breath, or gets close enough to care about the baldness.

What was the man thinking having his license plate to say that? I hope he changed his mind (and his plate of course).

It didn’t work for Mikhail Gorbachev.

My college attending son had a big 1972 Pontiac convertible and a license plate that read “SNAPPER”.

I lamented to my friend that my son wasted his money on custom plates. My friend asked; “Is his car red?”.

Sudden revelation of my son’s talent for humor.

How was making that vodka even legal?

Wow, chicken manure can be so bad that no one would notice bad breath or get close enough to see baldness.

No hair growth. Feathers maybe, but you molt 6 months later.

If it were any other state, I would it find it hard to believe that either a computer or individual could not distinguish between a registered plate which would be in one data entry location and the plate of the offender which would be in another.

If the entry of no plate is actually tested against the master file, then the vanity plate would not, or should not have been issued. But as this is California, the mistake is likely intentional as anything that separates the taxpayer from his or her money seems to be fair game.

Great getaway car! :-|

The “NOPLATE” is just like the “LAF” (licence applied for) plate. Guaranteed to get you a regular pen pal from police/counties that you never heard of (before)

the chicken thing didn’t work for me. use to gather the eggs on the farm under the roost way back when and though applications were applied regularly in the line of duty the head today is balder than back then.

As long as JACK DANIELS isn’t made from Oak Ridge water. I’m OK!

I’ll bet that guy in California had a hard time seeing out his windshield!

Drink up, Vlad.

I’ll bet No Plate dude really thought he was clever. Law enforcement had the last laugh.

Who thought it was a good idea to rub poop on their head in the first place, and how did that come about?

POTENT vodka!

Revelation 8:11 The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was made bitter.

But it gives you such a warm glow…

Heard the same story about the license plate long ago, except that the hapless car owner who got all the tickets had a license plan reading, “NONE.”

If a person drinks enough of the vodka, they probably couldn’t possibly care less what it’s made of.