Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 13, 2019

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    DaJellyBelly  almost 5 years ago

    Those men who followed the advice of that book, had a certain AIR about them! LOL

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    Leroy  almost 5 years ago

    Sure—No one notices the bad breath, or gets close enough to care about the baldness.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    What was the man thinking having his license plate to say that? I hope he changed his mind (and his plate of course).

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    pearlsbs  almost 5 years ago

    It didn’t work for Mikhail Gorbachev.

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    My college attending son had a big 1972 Pontiac convertible and a license plate that read “SNAPPER”.

    I lamented to my friend that my son wasted his money on custom plates. My friend asked; “Is his car red?”.

    “Why yes it is.”

    Sudden revelation of my son’s talent for humor.

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    hawgowar  almost 5 years ago

    How was making that vodka even legal?

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    khmo  almost 5 years ago

    Wow, chicken manure can be so bad that no one would notice bad breath or get close enough to see baldness.

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    Buzzworld  almost 5 years ago

    No hair growth. Feathers maybe, but you molt 6 months later.

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    jergideon  almost 5 years ago

    If it were any other state, I would it find it hard to believe that either a computer or individual could not distinguish between a registered plate which would be in one data entry location and the plate of the offender which would be in another.

    If the entry of no plate is actually tested against the master file, then the vanity plate would not, or should not have been issued. But as this is California, the mistake is likely intentional as anything that separates the taxpayer from his or her money seems to be fair game.

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    coffeeturtle  almost 5 years ago

    Great getaway car! :-|

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    smurf764  almost 5 years ago

    The “NOPLATE” is just like the “LAF” (licence applied for) plate. Guaranteed to get you a regular pen pal from police/counties that you never heard of (before)

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    the chicken thing didn’t work for me. use to gather the eggs on the farm under the roost way back when and though applications were applied regularly in the line of duty the head today is balder than back then.

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    Great Wizard Nala  almost 5 years ago

    As long as JACK DANIELS isn’t made from Oak Ridge water. I’m OK!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’ll bet that guy in California had a hard time seeing out his windshield!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 5 years ago

    Drink up, Vlad.

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    Buckeye67  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll bet No Plate dude really thought he was clever. Law enforcement had the last laugh.

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    RetFor  almost 5 years ago

    Who thought it was a good idea to rub poop on their head in the first place, and how did that come about?

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    Thorby  almost 5 years ago

    POTENT vodka!

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    Revelation 8:11 The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was made bitter.

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    But it gives you such a warm glow…

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Heard the same story about the license plate long ago, except that the hapless car owner who got all the tickets had a license plan reading, “NONE.”

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    tinstar  almost 5 years ago

    If a person drinks enough of the vodka, they probably couldn’t possibly care less what it’s made of.

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