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Woman was pushing shopping cart through store like she was in some kind of contest to see how fast she could shop. She almost ran into my wife . I told her to slow the dang thing down.
I think Einstein once explained the relativity of time by saying how long 10 minutes is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are. Or something like that.
When I was young, I was a definite A-type person, always on the go, impatient, restless, wanting to achieve and experience everything at once!
Now I’m a PC-type ( NO not Politically Correct! ) – I’ve become a Perry Como-type person. I’m so laid-back I put myself to sleep. Nothing phases me the way it used to and I find myself telling everyone (especially my wife) to slow down and relax. Life is ( all-of-a-sudden ) too short to get all worked up. I can chill without using any medications, doing herbal remedies, or drinking any potent potables. Amazing what getting older chronologically will do for you!
Dirty Dragon over 5 years ago
“The big game is starting in 30 minutes, let’s go!”
sirbadger over 5 years ago
How is being a fast artist unhealthy? Drawing fast seems like a useful talent.
assrdood over 5 years ago
Earl, your purpose on Earth is to serve as a “bad example”!
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
so much for teaching the value of patience
wiatr over 5 years ago
I was with Earl right up to the last panel.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 5 years ago
Strange, since we’ve moved here to South Carolina, the days and weeks seems to go by fast.
hariseldon59 over 5 years ago
If everyone were as slow as Earl the world would come to a standstill.
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
And then he throws away the whole lesson! Way to go, Earl!
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Earl it’s just the Christmas rush ….
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
I often wonder if Earl has a purpose at all.
Grutzi over 5 years ago
Only Earl’s allowed to slow down. Opal’s supposed to get things done and on time. And not utter any words of complaint.
flemmingo over 5 years ago
Woman was pushing shopping cart through store like she was in some kind of contest to see how fast she could shop. She almost ran into my wife . I told her to slow the dang thing down.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Earls hunger pangs are getting to be urgent….hurry up Opal….Nelson is so confused….
KEA over 5 years ago
I think Einstein once explained the relativity of time by saying how long 10 minutes is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are. Or something like that.
monya_43 over 5 years ago
Used to be that time went fast when I was having fun. Now I don’t even have to be having fun anymore.
Linguist over 5 years ago
When I was young, I was a definite A-type person, always on the go, impatient, restless, wanting to achieve and experience everything at once!
Now I’m a PC-type ( NO not Politically Correct! ) – I’ve become a Perry Como-type person. I’m so laid-back I put myself to sleep. Nothing phases me the way it used to and I find myself telling everyone (especially my wife) to slow down and relax. Life is ( all-of-a-sudden ) too short to get all worked up. I can chill without using any medications, doing herbal remedies, or drinking any potent potables. Amazing what getting older chronologically will do for you!
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Ah, yes, both the colon and stomach have minds of their own. I learned this many decades before neuron cells were found in our guts.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 5 years ago
Patience had its place. And there are places it is out of place.