Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2019

Next time, buy the guy a beer.

Immigration good. Illegal immigration bad. It’s that simple, see?

Moron is a particle of the Universe as is the proton and electron.

Evidently, Rat learned from the Democrats.

That argument is rarely convincing, Rat. But many people use it. Again and again.

A new persuasion technique ? How about using your baseball bat ?

The modern technique is to avoid the actual issue and say that the other side is a bunch of idiots.

It’s more about equipment than technique…and that equipment is still made in Louisville KY.

In the words of Bugs Bunny, they’re probably just “two ultramaroons!”

Rat look in the mirror and what do you see but another moron ;-) … Croc Power !

Knowing Rat, the new technique will involve a baseball bat. ;)

Rat should read Loserthink.

Rat knows nothing.

Rat knows nothing.

Technique yourself to death. You’ll never change his mind

The truth about twitter and social media in general. Facts don’t seem to matter most of the time.

That technique works for me! People never come back with arguments.

I am watching to see how many miss the point of this strip. Hint, calling names never wins the debate.

So, Rat IS a Republican! I knew it!

Not to worry, Rat; half of the entire United States seemingly needs a new persuasion technique.

“I will insult you ’til I convince you!!” – Stephan Pastis.

Raise the taxes so high on the wealthy that they move their money out of the US as many have in other countries who do this. That leaves much more room in the banks and mansions for the poor. Easy peasy.

if they are a moron, no point trying to persuade them. just move along.

Many of these comments should be comments on today’s strip, not as replies to Gent’s comment.

Yeah, that tactic never works for me, either.

Rhat’s Rhules of Rhetoric.

Try a bat.

Trey Gowdy: “Insulting never changed anyone’s opinion.”

Pretty much describes life in the U.S.

Yup. But that’s the way it goes most of the time, Rat….

Rat, just call him “human scum”. Your followers will wet themselves with glee.

Ya think?

Ask a Native North American about that.