Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/randy-sales/
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And it is a fine rug for shagging!
Ladies, he not getting the message, aim lower and use your feet in heels.
“Well I keep on thinking ’bout you
Sister Golden Hair Surprise" —
evidently the first blonde he’d dated where the carpet did match the drapes.
“Mithter Thmith is not in today but I’ll be happy to look up your thize.” Shoe salesman wth a lisp.
‘This job is crazy. Women come in all day and slap me in the face!’
‘Dude! That’s awful! How much money are we talking?’
‘$100.00 a week.’
‘Dude! That’s not much money for a job like that.’
‘I know, but it’s all I can afford.’
[paraphrase from Woody Allen][when he was young and way less pervy]
If Randy wasn’t so randy he wouldn’t get slapped.
carpet, eh?
he looks like more of the hardwood type.
It didn’t use to match. That is until that lady of the evening directed him to her local Merkin-tile exchange.
Give him more time, and it will be his last day at Randy’s Home Fashions…
Do the cuffs and collar match?
How is it you’re still single?
I also can have this in Brazilian? (Smack!)
, but I must check to be sure…..
And, after 13 slaps, they also match his cheeks…
I’m not sure that came out right.
14…
Careful guys, #Metoo is watching..letters, you’ll get letters, and maybe lawsuits
I am sure that his fantasy is to lay and stretch carpet
She was not only surprised when he demonstrated – she was floored…
“…or it would if there were still carpet.”
Suicide blonde. Dyed by her own hands. When her roots grow in.
June 21, 2014
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 5 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/randy-sales/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And it is a fine rug for shagging!
sergioandrade Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ladies, he not getting the message, aim lower and use your feet in heels.
Jefano Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Well I keep on thinking ’bout you
Sister Golden Hair Surprise" —
evidently the first blonde he’d dated where the carpet did match the drapes.
PICTO almost 5 years ago
“Mithter Thmith is not in today but I’ll be happy to look up your thize.” Shoe salesman wth a lisp.
Differentname almost 5 years ago
‘This job is crazy. Women come in all day and slap me in the face!’
‘Dude! That’s awful! How much money are we talking?’
‘$100.00 a week.’
‘Dude! That’s not much money for a job like that.’
‘I know, but it’s all I can afford.’
[paraphrase from Woody Allen][when he was young and way less pervy]
Ontman almost 5 years ago
If Randy wasn’t so randy he wouldn’t get slapped.
ekw555 almost 5 years ago
carpet, eh?
he looks like more of the hardwood type.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
It didn’t use to match. That is until that lady of the evening directed him to her local Merkin-tile exchange.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Give him more time, and it will be his last day at Randy’s Home Fashions…
ajr58 almost 5 years ago
Do the cuffs and collar match?
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How is it you’re still single?
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I also can have this in Brazilian? (Smack!)
moderateisntleft almost 5 years ago
, but I must check to be sure…..
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
And, after 13 slaps, they also match his cheeks…
I’m not sure that came out right.
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
14…
buckman-j almost 5 years ago
Careful guys, #Metoo is watching..letters, you’ll get letters, and maybe lawsuits
cleokaya almost 5 years ago
I am sure that his fantasy is to lay and stretch carpet
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
She was not only surprised when he demonstrated – she was floored…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
“…or it would if there were still carpet.”
PaulLeckner almost 5 years ago
Suicide blonde. Dyed by her own hands. When her roots grow in.