Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 03, 2019

And the stupidity continues. Chance has shown NO TEMPER AT ALL this whole time. Chet’s plan to….what? Get him suspended? Kicked off the team? Because of something from second grade. This still makes no sense. I know I may have complained about this 2 or 9 times before. But I was hoping Chance would either lose his temper (and the cheap shot in the game earlier does not count!) or have something from more recent come up. But nooooooo, it’s only the scissors incident.

Waiting for the inevitable comment about P3 that I am not going to make this time. And speaking of inevitable, it was inevitable that today’s Mopped Up Thorp would appear online, well, today.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P1, Looks like Charlie just karate chopped most of the hair off of that random passerby’s head.

P2, How could you? Your stupid stepdad had no idea what he was doing either.

P3, Fist Bump Man?

Mop, late Whiz award yesterday, pal! Boo, hiss!

P3 Talk about a Kum-Bye-ah moment, isn’t it special, give me the Kleenex!!!

The only people who are blow-top mad at this point are the readers.

Meanwhile , Maddie " Boney " Moroney who’s 6’ 2" and only 103 pounds hurries to the bathroom to throwup . I hope I don’t pass out at basketball practice like I did last year in Coal City says Maddie .In all reality is Maddie the next troubled teen we will meet ! Inquiring minds want to know .

So, this story ends with a bro-fists, while Chet is still hanging his head in shame?

Kaz, Kelly and Mimi contributed nothing to solving this plot. Being the great administrator that he is, GT enlisted that eager beaver Marjie Ducey to do his dirty work. Onto beating Valley Tech and humbling that saliva pit Coach Drool.

Mopman… would that comment be “Wonder Twins- Unite”

P3: Great- RB1 and RB2 on the Milford depth chart just broke their hands heading into the third place game against Valley Tech.

An ending just as lame/stupid as the one with Ed Baxendale, Rick Soto, TCFS girls, wrestling grandpa, TV reality show, flash dance, etc, etc. etc…….

Did we ever find out what Chance did to his parents??

To placate the Bloggers, R&W’s next story is about the girls BB team and their using retro 60’s uniforms with hot pants shorts.

and thus the current story arc ends. On a Tuesday?

P 3: it’s not an intentional fist bump…Chance is tryin’ to cold-cock Charlie and he blocked the punch

“Anyway, to make it up to you, here is a pair of scissors you can hurl at Chet.”