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First of all, what time do you people wake up? Second, 22 comments already (and good ones!) I add: a little plastic Barbie table, so when he goes in the box, his cheese and toppings are not crushed.
i_am_the_jam about 5 years ago
Penicillin
Superfrog about 5 years ago
A beverage.
Dirty Dragon about 5 years ago
Extra cheese is always nice.
santa72404 about 5 years ago
A copy for (YUM) me!
mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago
Anchovies. An everything pizza rarely has even them, and he’ll last forever because then, who’d want to eat him?
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
Pineapple or anchovies.
Farside99 about 5 years ago
A pizza stone to make sure his backside stays warm.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 years ago
A cold frosty beer!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
No anchovies, please.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ about 5 years ago
But how do these two stay standing, after they’d been cut into 8 slices?
iggyman about 5 years ago
He’s a crusty old guy!
Mentor397 about 5 years ago
Parmesan Cheese. And a 2-liter of Diet Sunkist.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Pepperoni causes cancer in California.
zerotvus about 5 years ago
alka-seltzer…….
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Seems he’s a cut above the rest….
donwalter about 5 years ago
more anchovies…sorry…I really like them.
Darryl Heine about 5 years ago
Why not Pizza Hut or Chuck E. Cheese’s?
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 5 years ago
First of all, what time do you people wake up? Second, 22 comments already (and good ones!) I add: a little plastic Barbie table, so when he goes in the box, his cheese and toppings are not crushed.
J Quest about 5 years ago
Zantac…
MichaelMcGinnis1 about 5 years ago
Pineapple
nosirrom about 5 years ago
Garlic Knots?
flemmingo about 5 years ago
How about mushrooms?
Michael G. about 5 years ago
Una bottella di vino!
davanden about 5 years ago
She’s such a cut-up.
uniquename about 5 years ago
It’s make him feel like a big wheel.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
Add chicken to pizza..wooohoo!
KEA about 5 years ago
nice pepperoni apportionment
WCraft about 5 years ago
Hot Pepper Flakes?
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
A Beretta APX, better than that pizza cutter.
Lablubber about 5 years ago
Another slice of life cartoon.
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
From what I’ve heard, Williams-Sonoma probably has just the thing you’re not looking for.
Bilan about 5 years ago
A pizza cutter? Is she planning on doing him in?
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
No olives
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Any way you slice it, it’s a problem. Get him one of the nice little white tables.
Smitty about 5 years ago
so Dad’s into self-cutting? He should see someone about that.
RabbitDad about 5 years ago
Garlic Knots!
iggyman about 5 years ago
Hope he stays off the sauce this holiday!
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 5 years ago
Got everything, eh? Reminds me of the zen master ordering a hot dog: “Make me one with everything.”
SavannahJim Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Big Budda’s Pizza, what’ll ya have?”“Make me one with everything. "
danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago
A box to put it all in.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Always Coca Cola (for me, no soda, no pizza)
Aussie Down Under about 5 years ago
Anchovy.