Penicillin
A beverage.
Extra cheese is always nice.
A copy for (YUM) me!
Anchovies. An everything pizza rarely has even them, and he’ll last forever because then, who’d want to eat him?
Pineapple or anchovies.
A pizza stone to make sure his backside stays warm.
A cold frosty beer!
No anchovies, please.
But how do these two stay standing, after they’d been cut into 8 slices?
He’s a crusty old guy!
Parmesan Cheese. And a 2-liter of Diet Sunkist.
Pepperoni causes cancer in California.
alka-seltzer…….
Seems he’s a cut above the rest….
more anchovies…sorry…I really like them.
Why not Pizza Hut or Chuck E. Cheese’s?
First of all, what time do you people wake up? Second, 22 comments already (and good ones!) I add: a little plastic Barbie table, so when he goes in the box, his cheese and toppings are not crushed.
Zantac…
Pineapple
Garlic Knots?
How about mushrooms?
Una bottella di vino!
She’s such a cut-up.
It’s make him feel like a big wheel.
Add chicken to pizza..wooohoo!
nice pepperoni apportionment
Hot Pepper Flakes?
A Beretta APX, better than that pizza cutter.
Another slice of life cartoon.
From what I’ve heard, Williams-Sonoma probably has just the thing you’re not looking for.
A pizza cutter? Is she planning on doing him in?
No olives
Any way you slice it, it’s a problem. Get him one of the nice little white tables.
so Dad’s into self-cutting? He should see someone about that.
Garlic Knots!
Hope he stays off the sauce this holiday!
Got everything, eh? Reminds me of the zen master ordering a hot dog: “Make me one with everything.”
“Big Budda’s Pizza, what’ll ya have?”“Make me one with everything. "
A box to put it all in.
Always Coca Cola (for me, no soda, no pizza)
Anchovy.
i_am_the_jam about 5 years ago
Penicillin
Superfrog about 5 years ago
A beverage.
Dirty Dragon about 5 years ago
Extra cheese is always nice.
santa72404 about 5 years ago
A copy for (YUM) me!
mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago
Anchovies. An everything pizza rarely has even them, and he’ll last forever because then, who’d want to eat him?
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
Pineapple or anchovies.
Farside99 about 5 years ago
A pizza stone to make sure his backside stays warm.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 years ago
A cold frosty beer!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
No anchovies, please.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ about 5 years ago
But how do these two stay standing, after they’d been cut into 8 slices?
iggyman about 5 years ago
He’s a crusty old guy!
Mentor397 about 5 years ago
Parmesan Cheese. And a 2-liter of Diet Sunkist.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Pepperoni causes cancer in California.
zerotvus about 5 years ago
alka-seltzer…….
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Seems he’s a cut above the rest….
donwalter about 5 years ago
more anchovies…sorry…I really like them.
Darryl Heine about 5 years ago
Why not Pizza Hut or Chuck E. Cheese’s?
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 5 years ago
First of all, what time do you people wake up? Second, 22 comments already (and good ones!) I add: a little plastic Barbie table, so when he goes in the box, his cheese and toppings are not crushed.
J Quest about 5 years ago
Zantac…
MichaelMcGinnis1 about 5 years ago
Pineapple
nosirrom about 5 years ago
Garlic Knots?
flemmingo about 5 years ago
How about mushrooms?
Michael G. about 5 years ago
Una bottella di vino!
davanden about 5 years ago
She’s such a cut-up.
uniquename about 5 years ago
It’s make him feel like a big wheel.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
Add chicken to pizza..wooohoo!
KEA about 5 years ago
nice pepperoni apportionment
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hot Pepper Flakes?
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
A Beretta APX, better than that pizza cutter.
Lablubber about 5 years ago
Another slice of life cartoon.
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
From what I’ve heard, Williams-Sonoma probably has just the thing you’re not looking for.
Bilan about 5 years ago
A pizza cutter? Is she planning on doing him in?
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
No olives
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Any way you slice it, it’s a problem. Get him one of the nice little white tables.
Smitty about 5 years ago
so Dad’s into self-cutting? He should see someone about that.
RabbitDad about 5 years ago
Garlic Knots!
iggyman about 5 years ago
Hope he stays off the sauce this holiday!
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 5 years ago
Got everything, eh? Reminds me of the zen master ordering a hot dog: “Make me one with everything.”
SavannahJim Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Big Budda’s Pizza, what’ll ya have?”“Make me one with everything. "
danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago
A box to put it all in.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Always Coca Cola (for me, no soda, no pizza)
Aussie Down Under about 5 years ago
Anchovy.